I’ve never known ant Sbux employee to correct a customer, but I do know that when they are calling out drink orders to whoever is preparing it, they use their own jargon. I think people take this as being corrected when really it’s just a minimum wage employee bending to the rules.

(Editor’s Note: I have serious feels about “Tall” being the name for a fucking Small and “Grande” being a goddamned Medium. Fuck you, Starbucks, I will order a Large, not a Venti, and you will FUCKING LIKE IT)

such a tiny lil buttcheek! I am not really a T Swift fan, but that is cute.

no.

we get it j lo, you’re hot. Next.

They definitely made Elizabeth Moss more homely than she actually is, because she is adorable in other things I’ve seen her in. But casting Jessica Pare is suuuuch a stretch beyond any imagination. She’s not even that good an actor.

Jessica Pare as Peggy? WAT.

Lol u mad

My BF sent me this link because he knows I enjoy nothing more than a cold glass of fresh male tears.

Interesting! Especially when Fat Betty (tm) made her appearance, totally seems like a vengeful move made to really piss off/embarrass someone who seems to have a lot of pride in how she looks.

I quit drinking two years ago and lost some weight - I used to be between a 8-10 and now I am between a 6-8 - and my sister’s weird in-laws made the biggest deal over it telling me that I looked SOOOO AMAZING and what did I do to lose the weight? And I mean they were loud and drawing a lot of attention, and I’d only…

No. She has a super annoying face.

“ I ate the scone with bacon and cheese and butter”

*Bill Hader

The Po0-pouri commercials (the lady is in more than one, so that is saying something about her chosen line of poop-related internet commercials) takes the cake for me:

Re: the topic of shitting at work - there is a woman on my floor who talks on the phone while she is sitting on the toilet. Other people will be using the toilets and she will be having a full-on convo, nbd. She even dropped her phone in the toilet once.

I like never poop ever. I eat goddamn fiber one bars and anything else that has a lot of fiber and even take poop pills and sometimes I still go multiple days. sorry.

hahahah she has never looked more like Maleficent than she does in this .gif

ME. Cannot STAND channing tatum. He has a stupid face that reminds me of a high school football player that says stupid things really loudly.

insert weiner