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right? ugh. I mean I usually eat 3/4 of the french fries my bf orders, so this dude sucks.

...except he’s not an author. He curates other peoples’ stories into a blog entry.

I’ve had such mixed feelings toward Pete for the last couple of seasons. He definitely started the season off as an intolerable shitheel, but it seemed like once Trudy was done with him he stopped being SUCH a turd.

lol- for real though. Notice that she seemed unable to find said photo, but it appears with ease in the comments.

Lol - Rachel Roy, not Rachel Ray. so many lolz at the idea of Jay Z kickin it with some screechy, subpar tv cook.

This happened on my mom’ s side of the family when her dad died and it was awful. 20 years later someone in our family will run into an aunt or uncle or cousin, and they are still not over it when they are the ones who were in the wrong. You never know the true ugly side of someone until they feel they are owed

I got on the train this morning after very loudly saying “EXCUSE ME” to a dude who was taking up two entire seats. I don’t give a fuck, your balls ain’t that big bruh.

Ugh - my mom projected her body issues on my sisters and I for way too long. I used to DREAD going home on college breaks for fear of what my mom would say. I had a borderline eating disorder, as did my sister. Eventually one day my mom said she was going to stop putting so much emphasis on our looks, which makes me

Well, she's mid-30s, but other than that carry on!

I had the WEIRDEST crush on Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park. I was also 12 or 13, but man those were weird times

Dude I say this in all seriousness - I am 36 d and I wish they were smaller. Small boobs are just cuter.

So who the hell knows what “worse” even means. I can’t even imagine Ms. Olsen being in the kind of grassy area where deer ticks live, let alone exposing enough skin for one to bite.

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Awwwh! that’s cute. I never followed the Anna Nicole story, but I am happy it sounds like she has a good dad.

NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID BONER

IIRC, the closed-fist means something in body language - I think that it’s the person is super uncomfortable? Which makes me sad for Dannielynn, because I noticed that I also do this in photos without even realizing it, but I am also generally uncomfortable when photos are being taken.

my bf and I are basically the same height - 5’6”, although he claims 5’8” bless his heart - and loves it when I wear heels but I HATE it because I feel like a clompy ogre . So yea I used to wear heels when we first started dating but gave up on that shit years ago lol.

my bf likes to say “your eyebrows are on fleek!” which is great and all, but yea he totally points out when I have an unconcealed zit. Thanks, dude.

There was a huge update on this recently about how she has lime disease and was really sick while all this was going on and people were making fun of her for not wanting to be touched by people, sooo....