My go-to when catcalled is “FUCK OFF” (it came second nature once when I had just stepped out of the office at lunch and have decided to since go with flying the freedom rockets if it’s not approp).

I grew up with tennis courts next door to our house. I was probably 11-12 years old and would be playing tennis while the grown men who lived across the street would sit on their front porch with beer and stare.

I felt the same when I told my bf that former MTV VJ Kennedy is now Fox News Kennedy.

I really don’t get this. VS stuff is poorly made and tacky - you can go to a department store and get a nice corset / garter for a little more than what you’d find there. And they just look/fit better.

I bought a faux-leather corset ( for teh lulz ) and it ripped, like, immediately. BUT I bought a different corset and it is v.sexy.

I really like their undies! And they seem to be better quality - and are cuter - than the ones at VS.

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I get Carrie Brownstein a lot. I don’t see it either but she’s a bad bitch so I’ll take it

In high school there was a girl a year younger than me who people said looked like me. She apparently hated this very much and made up a rumor that I pushed her into a locker.

yeah, right?

I don’t watch GoT but whenever I see this dude he looks like he is making the Jaden Smith face.

The “alt” girl of my high school creative writing class wrote a poem about PMS - ing -specifically the inability to poop- and our young-ish ( mid 30s, but plenty of girls had crushes on him )teacher read it aloud.

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my mom has shortened “thought” to “thot” and is a 60-year old conservative. I want to tell her what that means SO BADLY but am waiting until she uses it long enough to be really funny.

There are some middle-aged women who work on my floor who are infuriating because they are so patronizing comments they make. If I am distracted doing something and am intently looking at something -“you look so much prettier when you’re smiling!”. When they first see me in the morning “hello beautiful!”, etc.

but WHY. WHY WHY WHY always with the half-open fish mouth.

Jen, plz. Ben Affleck would never go for Anna Kendrick.

Recovering alcoholic / slight fixation with food :

when I met my bf on OKC I had uploaded what I thought were cute pictures. He likes to tell the story about how he rolled up and saw me standing outside and thought "who is that hot babe" and was pleasantly surprised that it was actually me. Soooo I guess not only do I think I am less attractive but I have bad taste in…

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