Rihanna is also kind of illiterate so I doubt it's her

yeah, but Rihanna is not that intelligent - this was decently written. Having heard her speak during interviews I doubt she'd be that long-winded.

this kid looks like a scarecrow

My bf just discovered what "on fleek" means and now when we talking about watching a movie he says "let's check out what's on Netfleeks"

As a rule - not trusting people who don't drink = bad idea.

My bf is the first I've ever dated that is completely positive about my body — even though I still have hang-ups from exes, it makes such a difference. I'm between a 6-8, and I never understood why those dudes were dating me if they thought I was so unappealing.

Oh jesus. My best friend is engaged to an asshole who - for many reasons - I can't stand, but she told me this past weekend he criticizes her body. She's a size 4, for fuck's sakes. He told her she doesn't respect her looks like she did in other relationships, that she needs to "get in shape" and he even pointed to an…

Being called "the windy city" has nothing to do with weather.

I honestly thought that people were just referring to the True Blood character because they were really into the show and refused to acknowledge her real name.

You aren't, clearly, because why else would you glorify vandalism and other shitty behavior?

You aren't, clearly, because why else would you glorify vandalism and other shitty behavior?

It really bums me out sometimes — people who will go along with whatever a blogger has written because it's on the internet so it MUST be true (or in this case, a reasonable reaction).

i looked at this doofus' Twitter right now and I see that he has to clearly spell out that he is paid (hourly) by jezebel. I am assuming this is because otherwise he is worried people will assume (fairly) that he is a hack (because he is).

Hahaha — that's why I never understand the "sexy open fish mouth" pose celebrities make in photos - it makes them look like mouth breathers.

Why.

this makes no sense. I have given a few blow jays in my day while clothed and I've never had need for a bib. WHY IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE TITILLATING

fun fact: he's a contributer, which is far from being an actual Gawker employee.

"I am dating St Louis native"

...don't you live in Shitsburg?

People from Seattle are well-meaning. Yes the passive-aggressiveness and the moral superiority are a little much (you can't FORCE someone to recycle by fining them, dammit), but it ain't got shit on St. Louis.