party squares!

I think it's kind of deplorable that this contributor thinks he can shit on whatever/wherever in hopes to piss people off because pissing people off on the internet is how he gets his giggles.

you don't "write for this website" - you contribute to this website.

I hate St. Louis deeply and fervently (my ex is from there and according to him it was the best place on earth, I disagree) and found this entire entry fucking atrocious as is 90% of the things that come from this person who isn't even on-staff at Jezebel, but hopes people will think he is.

you're from fucking Pittsburgh, not quite sure where you get off shitting on the midwest.

Abby basically IS my best friend from high school. They look practically identical and their mannerisms are the same. It just makes me sad that we - as friends from high school generally do - fell out of touch.

My bf has been talking recently about wanting to move there — we live in Chicago and I am a size 8. I would prolly hate myself.

Yeah, the fact that she felt she needed to tweet a photo of herself in her underwear kind of made me crush on her less, tbh.

I love Amy Schumer, don't love that she felt like she had to tweet a photo of herself in her underwear because someone called her fat. (lol I typed fart originally and felt I needed to let you know).

cool story.

I love this so much. Completely agree, and yet here we are. So often any time a Jezzie tries to offer criticism someone on the Jez staff will intervene, all butt hurt and cut that person down. And a pile-on ensues because OMG A REAL LIVE JEZEBEL CONTRIBUTOR IS IN THE COMMENT SECTION.

Agreed. Her body type is too va-va-voom to pull off some of the looks she tries to pull off.

Apologies because this is an old thread, but I came across this while googling and thought "why not", and was impressed with how you seem to have completely refurbished this car.

This is going to sound weird, but it's as I explained to my bf last night. I think that once Lena Dunham stopped being naked in every episode, and then continuing to be naked because it caused such a reaction that it caused her to come up with good stuff. So much of the show has been reactionary that when all of her…

I apologize profusely every time I accidentally step on one of my cat's feet, because their loud-ass wail is enough to make me feel like the biggest asshole. I will never understand people who think harming animals is funny.

this guy is the worst. No actual journalism background, and gets incredibly butt hurt at any sort of criticism.

My mom always called us "built-in best friends".

Same. My sisters are amazing - even when I used to hate how I looked and would nitpick myself, they would disagree with me until the end.

I quit drinking, quit smoking (both of which I used to do a whole bunch and needed to cut out of my life) and I try to eat healthy during the week, but my bf and I like to indulge on the weekends. I don't have a set exercise routine but walk all over Chicago — I am thinking about starting running, but am flat-footed…

girl, that lipliner. SMDH.