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oh jeez. My mom is this to way an extent - my younger brother is the only boy with three older sisters, and for a long time my mom would meddle and I'd have to tell her that wasn't cool. My brother is now engaged, but he is still very much a man child (still lives at home at 25, gets annoyed when my mom will ask him

it just reminds me of this

Nah. I have ADD and am notorious for hating slow-moving movies and tv shows (#1 example - Twin Peaks) and I love Mad Men.

pssst, Beyonce, PLZ move your head over just a smidge so people will think we are doing that sorority girl head-lean thing PLZ PLZ PLZ.

you were so close to a haiku with that one!

Oh man. I have not loved Don in a way that I loved him after he was down and out, but determined to get back on his feet. In a way, yeah, it's a little cliche but I was so fed up with him fucking around and being a dick.

I was watching it at home and had to stop halfway through to take a shower because I felt disgusting.

I thought that the majority of Levi's already had a ton of stretch, so this doesn't make a lot of sense to me.

Well, they do have an opening in the crotch that is for that purpose.

"2) If you're an angry drunk: STOP FUCKING DRINKING, YOU STUPID ASSHOLE. Indulging in alcohol is fine if and only if you can also remain in control of your actions well enough that you do not cause harm (physical or otherwise) to yourself or others as a result of your intoxication."

I recently discovered I am allergic to yogurt - yogurt only and very specifically. It causes my feet to itch like there is no hell (except the one I am living when I try to eat yogurt) and it lasts for days, even after taking Benadryl. I am so sad because this also means I can't eat fro-yo. WHAT THE HELL, BODY.

Is it really this common to fantasize about someone else?

Question — is it really that normal to be fantasizing about having sex with someone else ? that seems odd to me.

jesus christ - the things that come out of my mouth sometimes when my bf and I are together.

There is something going on between Cosmo and Jez. A good number of former Jez bloggers are now at Cosmo, and then Jez ran this recently. I dunno what's going on but it's weird.

I love how when Andy Cohen called him out dude was like "she's classy... not my type"

Not sure if it's "disrespectful", but it's definitely odd that he would take a role in a movie that that is entirely about something he finds to be an uncomfortable subject.

I think you're losing your edge, Shrayber. Anyone with a vagina will tell you that is not the most disgusting period joke ever. Funny, yes. Disgusting? WHY ARE YOU GOING SOFT MARK.

"Chicken breasts should be called nourishment protein nodules."

LAWLZ.