...no. This has absolutely nothing to do with any of what you said ( and I'm not even sure you were responding to me, because none of that even makes sense and it's a rant I stopped reading after the first line or two). I didn't even say anything at all about Annie Lennox, sooo I dunno where you're going with that.

The whole time I was watching Madonna I was picturing my mom, who is the same age as Madonna, which made it particularly hilar

lol I've never seen this. Miley, not everything is about you.

Don't be that person.

I think it depends. At a certain point in life it comes across as not having your shit together, ie - not being able to plan/budget.

:( :( :( to all of this.

Oh god. I have a desk that faces the elevator, and EVERY. DAMN. TIME. This creep lumbers by and just stares at me. I have to just pretend he doesn't exist and don't make eye contact :/

GAWD that bra is so cute. I have been searching online for one like it since last night.

oh my god. When Abbi leave's jeremy's apartment while still wearing the dildo and it gets caught in the door. I died.

At some point the definition of "curvy" went from having a noticeable difference in shape in the hips/waist/chest area to just meaning anyone who wasn't below a size 10 started referring to themselves as "curvy". They're not the same thing.

This is not a size 6-10. I would say probably a size 12-14 is more realistic. Not to say that makes her any less attractive because it doesn't, but she is not between a 6 and a 10.

It happened already, it's called Showgirls.

I didn't understand why there was more topless women than anything all that titilating with the dudes. Like, I get that boobs are cool and all. But srsly, what the fuck. I can't even go into a movie entirely marketed towards women/gay men without seeing naked boobs?

Well, Jon Gosselin is not a millionaire, either. So basically you're calling him a kitty litter box?

Was the lack of sexy commercials noticeable to anyone else? I mean, other than the Victoria's Secret one, which really wasn't anything out of the ordinary. Even the Kate Upton commercial was pretty "eh" to me.

But what would Stacey say if these "good girls" just decided to go Jeepin instead?

WAIT SHES LEAVING . Kewl. I look forward to there being less cross-posts from reddit and less bitching because people point out obvious errors that should be caught before being posted.

I am going to disagree with "someone as wonderful as her dad" as being creepy. When you have a father who would go to the moon and back for your mother it sets a precedent. When you see that not only is he caring to his own family but treats everyone with dignity, respect and kindness, there is a strong chance you'd…

OH GOD. To this day ( i am 31) if I wear anything that shows a hint of cleavage my mom will make an exaggerated fake "shocked" face and look pointedly at my boobs. I'm a 36 C and have bigger boobs than both my sisters, and for a long time I was jealous that I didn't have cuter, smaller boobs.

You know, it's so funny because I bet my dad wouldn't even remember ever having said it because it was only once, but I bet if I mentioned it he would feel beyond awful. Funny how those things can make such an impact.