Right? ugh. Seriously, like primates. So gross.

Right — because there's nothing sexier than a wasted dude who has a case of whiskey dick.

It's called lipliner, dude.

Does anyone else see the overusage of "shade" by white bitches being the 2000's version of "oh no he di'int" or "oh snap!" by white bitches in the 90s? **sidenote, I am a white bitch.

I miss Tina as Sarah Palin. That was just too, too perfect at just the right time.

when my bf and I first started dating we would stay in on a Saturday or Friday (especially during winter) and find something that looked challenging and delicious on Foodgawker and throw a couple of bottles of wine into the mix. So much fun, like sexy My Drunk Kitchen.

I said something similar to a friend today — 4chan is a place creeps migrate to convince themselves there isn't anything wrong with them.

You have a penis on your face.

Is it so bad that I'm kind of a prude and ok with it? like, I love boinking and I love getting it a lot. I'm just not adventurous. It's also something that would prolly come as a surprise to people who know me but don't know me like THAT.

I'm sorry... people you know are "too busy" to fill out forms? When it comes to voting? Exactly how much easier does it need to be?

That's why early voting is a thing. I mean, not to be an asshole, but you can vote WAY before election day, and it's not hard to schedule a time to do so. No one has the excuse of having to wait til election day and not being able to get out of work anymore.

On what grounds, though? I mean, he's a billionaire who's already said he's not going to take a salary. It's not like he's going to take any bribes.

Oh god. Is this a case of life imitating art or art imitating life?

Sure, dude. http://jezebel.com/chris-brown-di…

I'm sorry, y'all, but I just do not understand JT. I swear I'm not trolling. I think he's one of these dudes that in 20 years people will be like "what were we thinking?"

ahahahahahahah — that is hilarious!

a friend of my ex was this semi-crust punk kid who hated taking showers. Like, haaaated it. And he smelled so bad. Somehow he was able to find a girl to date who claimed she liked how much he smelled because it was manly (she's crazy for a variety of reasons, but that's neither here nor there).

holy hell — my upstairs neighbor has issues with waterleaks too, only one time she turned her bath faucet on while the pipes were being worked on (so no water) and didn't turn it off, so when the water was working again it flooded our bathroom.

Re: noisy neighbors - OH MY GOD. The lady above me does what I can only imagine to be an immense amount of blow, because she regularly rearranges her furniture at 2 in the morning. One time I confronted her while I was half asleep and she was all "oh I'm sorry I was washing my shoes". Wat.

Worst Photoshop ever. Not even the slightest bit believable.