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I really really like that they take turns as both Kanye and Kim.

Oh jeeze. One of my friends is a 32 year old dude who is still trying to impress others with his taste in music. Just the other day he linked some artist and was all "I have been telling people about this for years — great to see her finally getting noticed" .

My bf has a similar way of thinking and sometimes it makes me want to put my head through a wall. And he's the same way — incredibly sweet, loving, supportive. But he just doesn't get it when I tell him his single friend's method of FB stalking and suddenly showing up to the favorite bar of someone he's interested in

I'm currently in the midst of a FB argument on the wall of my friend with a woman I don't even know — and she's defending the men. It's infuriating .

It's stuff like this that makes me really depressed about how dumbed-down our society is. Like, just going along with hating the church because you're told to, when I'm positive most of those people have never read the Bible. You would think with the amount of people who aren't embarrassed to admit that they read

Freal tho - I have issue with the Church just like anyone else, but it's really funny (and sad) to see people losing their shit over this. Because the church has been cool with evolution for a minute. And really, it's just making you look ignorant for not knowing what exactly it is that you hate about it.

Lapsed Catholic here. There is a lot that I disagree with the church on, but when people talk out their ass and take any opportunity to shit on it "BECAUSE RELIGION" is annoying as fuck.

Not at all. Catholics have been cool with evolution like, forevs.

Uh. nope. Catholics are okay with evolution.

BASICALLY.

One of my colleagues is a Paul Rudd look-alike. I can barely make eye contact with him or make intelligent conversation.

my mom is convinced I am having way more sex than I actually am. And she regularly asks me if I'm pregnant — all because we are living together and not married.

That photoshopping of Rumer Willis is probably the worst I've ever seen. They stretched her torso so she looks like Gumby, and took away any hips she might have had. Not to mention the legs just look like someone took the eraser took in MS Paint and went to town while drunk.

Woof. Not feeling it. It looks like she's going to a Renaissance Fair.

Hmmmm. I dunno if anyone else has questioned his credentials, but I'm starting to think he's not even a real doctor.

Yeah... even if it is the Palins, if I ever listened to a recording of the sort of things I said in the hysteria after I've been assaulted/been in an accident, I'm pretty sure I would sound like a complete moron.

I have a few dickhead friends (that I know through my BF, just to make it apparent I would not choose these dickwads on my own) who send out highly detailed emails over exactly what people should bring, and then these assholes reply-all TO EVERY SINGLE RESPONSE.

BABES

Oh gosh... I think it was Scores a Goal by OPI ! I would take a pic of my own nails buuut they are chipped and I am janky so I haven't removed it yet. (ps — it looks darker when it's IRL )

dying a lil because I chose this exact shade for my last manicure. Uhm, it's been less than a week and it's chipping but HEY I have the same polish as Kerry! that counts, right?