lol. So, I am on the opposite end of the political spectrum from my family but my sisters both worked at the White House when GW was in office. When someone leaves their position at the White House their family is invited to come meet the President in the Oval Office and have their photo taken. It's pretty neat.

"Homewrecker" - - how very 1950s of you. Sure, getting involved with a married man is a horrible decision, but it takes two to tango.

lol.

OK. I know everyone loves Robin Williams. Can we let it go, please?

I worked at a Starbucks as a shift manager in the mid-aughts and had fire-engine red hair. Our DM haaaated me, but it was mutual because he was a slimy douchecanoe .

As someone who eats relatively healthy, tries to stay active but also enjoys pizza and burritos and bbq, I feel you. Probably the most annoying thing at work is listening to the group of women in my office who obsesses over their workout routines and what they eat and "did you hear that if you eat an apple before…

I saw almost this exact same dress on Say Yes to the Dress — the bride was an attorney who originally was concerned her coworkers would think her a hoore, but then said FUCK IT IMMA DO ME and she wore that dress.

Eh - it might be ok, but don't be surprised if you don't always get the friendliest response. I don't look at questions like that as a way of meeting people or making friends ( for some reason the train seems like the creepiest place to strike up a conversation with a stranger) but as a way for a dude to try to drop…

But what about the dudes who give less fucks that you are preoccupied with earbuds in and fucking wave you down or do the "removing earbuds" motion to you, and then you think "oh god something awful has happened because why else would this stranger be bothering someone they don't know" and then all they want to do is…

Ohhhh ok. It read to me like she knew she was the other woman the whole time. That makes more sense

I don't understand. Why would she have thrown the coffee at you?

Oh my god — I never realized that was her ! Shame on me.

YES.

I always forget both he and Gary Oldham are Brits, and they were tied for my #1 crushes until Gary Oldman pissed everyone off. (sidenote - I forgot why it was that I was mad at Gary so I googled "Why did Gary Oldman make the Internet mad" and now I am mad all over again. STUPID HOT OLD MAN GARY.)

Yeaaah... about that "not afraid to fart in front of you" bit. You might want to rethink that, Jen, and I'm telling you this as the gf of a man whose SBDs are truly D.

nah.

Eh. Just some boring-ass plain ol blue eyes if you ask me.

Remember when Jaden Smith said school was stupid? CHORTLE.

"Either your boyfriend is going to look at porn or he's going to look at you"

LEST NOT WE FORGET perhaps his finest work in 1985 :