Callie, you killed it with this Dirt Bag, but this

Oh god, I was so awkward all through high school and a good portion of my 20s. I'm 30 and feel the best I felt in my 20s, and think I look better than I did then, too.

I moved to Chicago from Washington DC and HATE how segregated this city is. In DC I had friends of all sorts of different backgrounds—and it's indescribable how much a difference it makes to have diversity in your friends. You learn so many things and it opens your mind to a different way of thinking. I wish it was…

This dress minus the mesh sleeves would be so much better.

I want to think you're re: the facial expressions intentionally looking stupid, buuut sadly I think she might actually be trying :[

NO STAHP.

She ran to the stage and I was all o_O because I was positive her boobs were going to fly out.

Boring.

THANK YOU. Ugh, Jezebel, wtf lately. Last Friday there was a HUGE article opining over who Mariah is going to date next. How about WHO GIVES A SHIT, she's one of the most talented singers ever and she's rich as hell, she can do whatever the hell she wants without a man. /rant

I was in Detroit a few weeks ago, and there does seem to be a nasty case of Detroit Butt Disease going around.

Sorry, but why is this pose sexy? it looks like they're squatting to take a dump.

can't stand her hair. She already has the face of a 12 year old (fellow baby faced ladies, ftw) but I think she'd look so much better with a shorter cut.

I see this and think "frontal lobotomy" every damn time someone has it.

Nope. Hate it. She looks like a giant baby.

This is cool and all, but where's Pissing Contest? I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO IT ALL DAY.

I live in Shadyside, aka Pittsburgh's hipster ground zero.

Jesus. I understand it was a terrifying time for all involved, but seriously — this post was put up less than an hour ago and people were jumping to immediate conclusions that her boyfriend must have been to blame.

God, that is my greatest nightmare. I have panic attacks about that happening, and I don't even really fuck up at work. ( I only recently became re-employed after a year of unemployment. I got my first paycheck today —WOOO!!! — but I was conVINCED that I was going to get the boot for something, what with it being…

I'm not sure what that shit is between the peel and the fruit, but it has the consistency of earwax and the taste of spackle.

Sooo... ok. I have never been a fan of Robin Williams (just never really found his brand of comedy all that funny) but I haven't said a word of it to anyone since yesterday. The only reason I mention it now is - if you're not a fan, why say anything, let alone something awful? People are the worst.