I remember my first trip to New York City, taking my first taxi ride, and thinking to myself, “I may not live through this.”

Is this the new Kia logo? Wow! I have hated that little red circle for years. It felt like a relic from the years that I would have never considered a Kia, not in a million years. The early Kia days were... not good.

Lowering the budgets of the Grand Tour would make the show watchable again. Some of those specials just seemed like they asked Amazon for “all the money” and were left to create something expensive.

I couldn’t see BMW doing away with the 3 Series anytime soon. Their whole entire brand is built upon the 3 Series. BMW still markets itself as the ultimate driving machine, and the 3 Series is still the best expression of a modern sports sedan. (I’m not counting the M2/2-Series at the moment, because it’s so low…

Miserable quasi-racist dentists in their mid 50s from Charlotte are going to be thrilled.

Hmmm... seems like I may need to invest in pork products consulting. I have always been a fan of pork butt, and “I Like Big Butts LLC” is available here in Texas.

Oh, so now four inches is a lot of length, huh? Well, well, well. I guess we’ll need to drop that nickname then.

BREAKING: The CEO of a large company is vaguely optimistic about the chances of receiving a contract from the federal government.

Sometimes, I think the simple answer is the best. I’d be willing to bet the dude probably just didn’t know about the inventory on the lot. There have been a few times I searched around online for a car I was looking for, found it, and then drove to the dealership within 30 minutes to go test drive it.

The suspension on the red Saab is giving me serious anxiety.

If there’s something weird about the F20C engines, it’s that they’re extremely high-revving, and also... they have Honda longevity. 160,000 miles seems like a lot, because it is. However, it’s all relative.

I knew someone would come through for me. 

This Porsche reminds me of how dog food smells much different than it actually tastes.

This is so spot-on, I want to jump through my screen just to give you a high five.

There were so many weird radio boxes in the 80s. In Georgia, I feel like everyone’s grandaddy had a CB radio with the super-long whip antenna on top.

Italian Accent Voice: “So you make-a 1.9 million cars out there, and only like-a 11 have catch-a fire? You, I know you think-a that’s a big-a deal, but that’s not even 1 in 100,000. We get to 1 in 10? Maybe we uh, we talk about it more? But you? A little fire make the love stronger. Love is a burning flame. Maybe your…

I hope this gets us on the path to swappable batteries. Personally, I feel like shared battery packs are the future. Show up to a charging station just like you would a gas station, and a robot swaps your dead batteries for fully-charged batteries.

Look... GM, like every other automaker, is playing catch up. If I had to choose between a Volt EUV and a Mustang Mach E, I’d go with the Ford. (But the Ford is also quite a bit more.)

If this is the car you want, it’s technically a nice price. I doubt you’ll find a Biturbo in nicer condition, and it’s not a bad car.

Takumi from Initial D was a terrible tofu delivery driver. Fresh tofu is extremely delicate, and his driving style would have thrown any food delivery all over the inside of his Trueno.