Oh weird. EVERYONE is seeing a different video. I’m seeing a 45+ long minute mix of obscure Soviet-era electronic music.

This came up on my YouTube feed like 2-3 days ago. It's... really great.

This is the rear end of the BMW i8. It looks like the i8 is giving birth to a silver Porsche 997.

The Corvair was famous for killing people, and I can see why. If I bought this for $35K, my wife would murder me. Y’all would never find the body.

... and it’s also a conversation piece. With a Janus, people are going to ask you about it. If you pull up on a GSXR, no one is going to even mention it.

Bro. Holy shit. I can’t believe what the fuck I just watched, read, dug deeper, and Googled even more.

I mean, I know by spending $7000 on one, I’m instantly losing $3000. Alternatively, I could drop $3,000 on a Shadow 750 and another $1,000 customizing it to arrive in the same place.

You know what? I’m buying one. I love simple bikes like this, because I like cool bikes more than I like fast bikes. You know how we talk about “slow car fast?” Okay, well, it’s fun to peg a bike and know that it’s going to be a moment before you hit 70 mph. If you’re just riding around town, having fun, or even…

Exactly! That’s the thing that women just don’t understand about men. When a man says he’s going to do something, he’s going to do it. You don’t have to remind him every year.

Me, to my wife:

I definitely wouldn’t be undertaking the suspension myself, but the braking system... that could be from the same place I get the engine. All you need is manifold vacuum, and a booster. Heck, you could probably just grab whatever was on the Silverado you got the engine from, just to keep it simple.

I have honestly been looking for an old Rolls Royce to turn into a project car. I was looking at the front of “The Hardest Way To Make An Easy Living” by The Streets, and it made me realize that... I want one.

“Loud for no reason!” is the New Jersey state motto.

Ah yes, the custom muffler delete. I know exactly what that means: Dylan here showed up to Meineke where his buddy Eddie is a tech. Eddie installed some “custom made” mandrel bends, and just... didn’t put on any mufflers.

Don’t come here with your “facts” asshole. Texas votes for Republicans because we don’t need facts. We go with our gut instinct. You can’t find that in any science book or “meteorology” report. Why? Because we aren't scared of meteors.

There is an industrial park within earshot of my house, and there are street races there all the damn time. It’s hard to explain to someone not from Houston, but we have a crazy huge racing scene here.

I only smoke Newports when I fly. 

You get what I mean though. Every different Uber, taxi, lobby, waiting room, etc — those are all places that are risks. Every room with people in it is a small risk. As those risks add up, so does your exposure. The same goes for things like... going to work in an office. The bathroom, conference room, etc — those are…

I’d just like to point out something, because I feel like it’s the part we’re missing. The “inside the airplane” part is fairly safe. You’re all wearing masks, and airline filtration is robust, to say the least. It’s the rest of the process, with all the touch surfaces in the airport, all the terminals, rental cars,…

It’s strange to think that just 13 years ago, Chrysler still had vision. Today, it sells minivans, and a reheated version of the 300 that it launched two decades ago.