I will quit my teaching job before I allow someone to arm me. Period.

Yup! It turns every adult into a target/potential threat.

Also, doesn’t that potentially improve the odds of getting access to a gun for someone planning an attack?

I'm a teacher and I'm worried about what would happen if I had to be responsible for a gun. Kids can get into things and I'm afraid they might get into the gun.

I just love how these morons have decided that the people we trust with our kids should be required to shoot another human being right in front of said little angels. What the fucking fuck?

I just don’t know how it makes sense to anyone. I’m sure there are teachers out there who are gun enthusiasts. But the character makeup of teachers and academics isn’t commonly compatible with the character makeup of law enforcement officers and superheroes. And that doesn’t even TOUCH on a scenario where a teacher’s…

Over-worked, under paid, under appreciated and surrounded by shitty kids? Yes give that person a firearm.

Jennifer Ehle/Colin Firth should be the only one on that list.

“I was informed that it had been sent back because the drink was “too cold.” For those who may not be bar savvy, this would be the equivalent of sending a bowl of soup back to the kitchen for being too hot.”

“DON’T YOU KNOW WHAT FISH DO IN WATER?!”

Just had to stop reading to say I laughed so unexpectedly hard and so suddenly at this that I choked on the chip I was eating and had to spit it out on my desk. I ain’t even made at this lady, this is too hilarious.

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

neighbors remember his son as a gun enthusiast who enjoyed going to shooting ranges with his mother.

That's what THEY want you to think!

dude i am about to blow your mind dawg

This isn’t a review. Madeleine isn’t writing about the movie itself - she’s writing about why she won’t see it. A very different proposition! And quite successful as such, I thought.

He had an ice cream date with Mohammed Ali.

I will not see this either, but I’d totally see a movie about your dad, talking about ice cream with Mohammed Ali and meeting the guy who walked across Niagara Falls and what I imagine are many more adventures.

My dad knows people. He had an ice cream date with Mohammed Ali. Besides I thought this movie was about my dad’s friend.

I love that your basis for going to see a movie is whether your dad has previously met the lead character.