I had working parents and was an active kid, back in olden times before cell phones existed. And I turned out ok, and so did my friends. The “neccesity’ of cell phones is totally fake, created by Steve Jobs so you would make him a zillionaire. Like, what would happen if we did not have cell phones? We would all be…

In situations like this I always root for long con revenge plans.

The list of what is wrong with people actually IS the site.

Can Jon Stewart run for president, and Barack Obama host the Daily Show?

So the #OldWhiteLivesMatter movement is a success!!!

Confused, depressed woman in cell, after attempting “suicide by cop”:

I really don’t think it’s that simple.

I have lots of pets. I would say this - if I lost one of my pets (and I have several times) I would grieve but in no way would I clone one of my pets. There are simply too many deserving and homeless pets that need help.

Its 10am Boxing Day and I am just about to start work.

Black Friday two years ago I ran into a high school friend, who, when we were both 15, told me that if I was scared of coming out to my parents, it was because I knew that they didn’t love me enough. She wanted to have a big reunion in the middle of Macy’s. I pretended that I didn’t remember her.

Lifetime movie in the making. It will be a religious woman who was wronged by her husband (he left her for a younger woman who was in her book club or he is a college professor and left her for a student who wants her own kids) and she still feels the need to have children. She will be fighting for the right for their…

If one parent objects to implantation, don’t use them.

“God.”

How is it vindictive though? If she truly believes these embryos are already little lives (they’re not, but she seems to regard them as such), then this offers a solution that allows them to be used and eventually become actual living beings without forcing him to become a parent with his ex against his will.

This guy is as mentally competent as any other cold-blooded killer. He was handed a combination of fear, hate, blame, and the means to turn it all into violence.

I mean, healthcare is a privilege, not a right, amirite u guise?

These poll numbers are the natural consequence of Republican legislatures cutting funding for public education.

You call it “involuntary abuse”, like the things nuns sign up for are “voluntary abuse”. You don’t see how a young girl might sign up for something extreme in theory she misjudged in practice? That doesn’t make it not abuse. I’m sure this woman thought she was going into this eyes wide open and I’m sure looking back…

A short haircut isn’t abuse, but a haircut which is done so badly it leads to partial baldness is.

It gives me a lot of happiness that these two are still together and seem to be loving and close to their living children. So often stories that start out this horrific only lead to divorce and fucked up survivors.