Also, could people please remember this the next 100 times a comment section here is filled with people talking about sororities as nothing but a group of girls buying friends. Here’s one example of why organized groups have value: there was an organization available to make an official response, and they have an…

They don’t need to, which makes this whole thing they’re doing even classier.

Because the announcers made fun of them. Silly, self-centered girlies with no appreciation for baseball, like real people! Shame them for their frivolity!

These ladies are class acts. And I think it is so bad ass how they subtlety and productively proved everyone wrong. (Including myself)

See? THAT is how you respond to an Internet shaming.

I grew up in the 1980s, which means that my childhood swing set was made of child-unsafe metal. The top bar of it was actually a long, hollow metal tube that, when yelled into, sounded very much like a megaphone.

Every time he reports on Scandal I always laugh because I feel like Perd just stumbled onto a random set and pretended to be a real reporter.

God, I missed Jake’s face.

Except that to get to Congress en masse - whether it’s the Capitol building or one of their office buildings - you have to go through a metal detector and be screened. Because they care about keeping themselves safe, and don’t give a single fuck about our children.

Let’s guess what they’ll say about the shooter:

This is an emotionally inflamed moment. It would be inappropriate to talk about doing nothing now. We’ll take this up in a few months and do nothing then.

Quick, Congress! Do nothing!

Ok, assuming you’re not kidding here (because there are serious comments like this every week and you’ve done nothing too over the top to show you’re being sarcastic) a person who keeps Kosher or Halal would know what “pork” means because it would be incredibly important for them to know that. If your diet forbids you…

PINKHAM’S LAW!!! DING DING DING! We have a winner!

My best friends daughter wants to be a carrot. We asked her several times to make sure, she loves princesses and Disney so we asked her about her favorite characters and she was like “nope I wanna be a carrot they are orange”. Such an awesome little weirdo.

tbh, the crushed hamster was more disturbing.

What, you don’t do this? My to-do list for today was to work, clean the house, take stuff to the dump, have an abortion because it benefits others, go grocery shopping, make dinner. Come on!

Honestly. Here, all along, I’ve been popping out babies for my career as a welfare queen . Had I known I could have been aborting them rather than going through with the whole 40-week pregnancy, I’d have been turning a profit that much more quickly! Man, it’s the American Dream for real!

Damn, me too. I’m now so envious of all those abortion millionaires.

Man, I’m in the wrong industry! I could’ve just laid back and watched the checks roll in if I had set up my fetus mill. BTW, would it be inappropriate to call my uterus a fetus mill?