I know this this dress/look is bananas but I LOVE IT! Come at me peppermint haters 🍬

I like the bottom part of this person’s dress....the top part looks like fondant on a cupcake.

Or Men’s Studies classes!

Also, they can change colors to blend into their environments, making them hard to find and discriminate against.

“And where’s the White Entertainment Channel?”

I don’t want to say she’s a hero(she’s not), but approaching gays outside of their natural habitat(places all people go) is pretty dangerous.

In the city I live in, there are gay bars, some of which I’ve been to with friends. I don’t complain that they call it a “gay bar”.

I heard that if they feel threatened, gays can charge and gore you with their horns.*

Just to be clear, by ‘Devil’s Advocate’ you really mean ‘Homophobe Apologist’, right?

I almost got into an all out brawl with my ignorant sister-in-law about this. We were out for dinner and a gay male couple were kissing at a nearby table. She starts stage whispering “I’m not homophobic but there are KIDS here”. To which I replied “You are the definition of homophobia”. A great battle ensued, the…

The fact that she had to mention that she “walked up to them calmly” means that she either-A) Did not walk up to them calmly or B) Feels like walking up to a gay couple calmly is something worth mentioning or C) Eat a bag of butts, lady.

Nick Lachey is truly pathetic, isn’t he? The only way for him to stay in the spotlight is to talk shit about and concern troll his ex-wife aka the only reason anyone knows his name.

Your mother-in-law is a legend.
Also, is it just me, that I’d much rather someone think I’m having shower sex with my husband than think he’s pooping a foot away from me while I’m in the shower?

Your MIL sounds kind of awesome.

My apologies in advance for the long backstory, but it is necessary to fully understand the horrible-ness of the situation. I live in a tiny apartment in New York with my wife and son, which, ever since our son has gotten the ability to walk and talk and whatnot already made sex a fairly covert affair (the window of…

So if I’m understanding this correctly: ‘balls in bum’ was the actual goal of the endeavor, not an unexpected side effect. Like, you had too much wine and then said ‘I wonder what would happen if you shoved your testicle(s?) in my rectum.’ and then you did that thing?

I am...very sheltered, apparently.

This description alone should win.

Sidebar—we should do an end of the year thing where it is the Pissing Contest of Pissing Contests and people can just vote on the best of the best.

A testicle got stuck in a butthole.

Public Service Announcement to the Men: Always tell your partner when you’re about to come. The very first time I gave a blow job to completion, I exhaled just as my boyfriend came, causing me to shoot cum out of my nose all over both of us. It really, really burns.

Is this the thread where I share my emotional pain experienced during sex?