I vote that you add the bear who ate that woman’s kayak while the woman kept addressing him as Bear like that was his name.

If that’s not the mission statement of this very site, I can’t think of a better one.

As Mike Tanier pointed out this morning:

Give Girardi a break; Vince Vaughn has been doing it for more than a decade.

Harden Hoops Camp 2016 Itinerary:

Jesus Christ are you really making me pick sides between Florio and JJ Watt?

SUB IS A HERO AND A GRINDER

2001 World Series. My freshman year dorm had a strong anti- Yankees faction, and when that blooper sailed into center we were jumping, screaming, and running up and down the stairs hugging each other.

This seems like a lot of work just to be able to put a 26.2 sticker on his car.

Maybe instead of questioning my methodology you should look it up, smart guy.

People born in ‘88 aren’t grown men. They’re still chi-

With no factual basis I’ve always assumed teams like the Diamondbacks have terrible play-by-play guys

Two things:

Seriously, Deadspin? All these unfounded accusations without waiting 5 years for facts? It's like you don't even care about the real victims here...Jay Paterno and his fat piece of shit brother who can't get jobs because they aren't any good at coaching, or at least not good enough to overcome the fact that their…

Guys, Gomez is the scientist. The quote is from Gomez’s monster. Jeez, why do I have to keep explaining this?!

First pick looks like Gerrit got this tongue stuck to the pole a la Christmas story.

As if the 14,000 Kinja Deals I have to scroll through aren’t proof enough, Tom comes right out and admits that he is For Sale.

I hate this tweet so much

Key distinction:

It’s important to remember at times like this that tech moguls like Vivek Ranadive are smarter and more #innovative than any of us luddite philistines who still value outdated things like winning.