good comment, needs an ellipses between ``figures'' and ''of'' for effect.

Nah, it’s still shitty. She’s saying vulnerable people can’t withdraw their support from the process when it assiduously refuses to represent them.

“Listen, it’s not that hard to understand: tell the cook I want my toast to be offended by a Fuzzy Zoeller toast.”

Smart. Get in on that 1996-era business before The Ringer corners the market.

You are the equivalent of the right-wing troll bemoaning the liberal bias of Gawker’s political coverage. If you think that any subject—9/11, Sandy Hook or, yes, even alleged sexual harassment—is too sacred to joke about... well, that’s a perfectly valid opinion, but this ain’t the best place to be getting your sports…

I agree, this tall tale about two guy famous for being dickholes acting like dickholes to a stranger doesn’t pass the smell test at all. She must be trying to score that sweet ‘had several Lakers be rude to my Mom’ money. I will inform the internet immediately.

Sexually propositioning a woman and her mom at a stoplight?

Sweet, my complete disdain for the guy has now been vindicated.

(jumps back) (attempts to use heat vision to blow up ball before it’s recovered)

Leave Sly and the family alone.

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PAWWWWWWWL, DID YEW SEE WUT HAPPENT ON JEPERDEE?

First Kyle transfers. Then Kyler is considering transferring. If Kylest goes, it’ll be really bad.

Furthermore, chickens wouldn’t have the knowledge or motivation to cross the road so this line of questioning is flawed.

Guess you had to be there

He’s like Bo Derek, a perfect 9-1.

Holy shit I found something I hate even more than either of their comments.

There has to be someone affiliated with Deadspin that can pull off the mannerisms and affectations of an adolescent attendee.

R.I.P. Stephen Strasburg’s right arm, 1988-Sometime in the Fall of 2016

A year from now, we won’t be calling it a “slide”, rather “that time he broke Tejada’s leg..”