Fuck everyone else, I like what you’re doing here Albert.

At this point, I wouldn’t go, either.

Calm down, you’re gonna get through this.....

Before any Patriots fans comment:

You know, a weird thought just occurred to me: maybe, and hear me out on this one, but maybe they take high school football too seriously in Texas.

Only morons call it “soda”....

Honest question from a soccer neophyte:

Pretty typical of a Red to blame history on Bourgeois instincts.

Unless you have chest hair and don’t want to look like a 70’s porn star. Gotta be a crew neck for us hairy guys.

OH MY GOD STOP FUCKING CRYING. HE DIDN’T FUCKING DIE. He made a horrible mistake and in the end, it cost him his job. Is there ANYONE at Gawker who can deal with this within the normal spectrum of human behavior!?

Unwanted? Jesus, Daniel, it’s a public post.

It’s great that he was a good friend. Before judging those nasty, filthy commenters that never knew him, though, maybe you should consider whether some of the people that Deadspin et al slag on might also be decent people who are beloved by their colleagues. This is what people—including Deadspin writers—do on the…

But if it’s the TRUTH it has to be published! It’s all about speaking truth to power!

Cousin John approves.

To be fair, baseball is really, really important.

They look like they’re from a commercial starring basketball players, but couldn’t afford the rights fees to use NBA uniforms.

Welcome to Kinja, Steph.

“These Cubans, how many times do they have to defect during the games?”- Emmitt Smith

Assuming each pitch is an out.