H+1B

The humiliation will be complete when Freese has to train Kang to do his job before they waive him.

Of course, in that (purely hypothetical!) case, this performance would reveal our (purely hypothetical!) celebrity to be an extremely gross phony.

“Yeah, fuck it, we’re gonna play Simmons at the point. It’s the Process or whatever. If that doesn’t work, we’re gonna trade a bunch of stockpiled picks for Dwight Howard and try him out there. None of you fucking people care. It doesn’t matter. Basketball is an illusion you simple bastards.”

I’m trying to Process what I saw.

So if we wind up with a Washington vs. San Jose Stanley Cup final, how can they both choke themselves out of winning the series?

This trade gives the Capitals a good chance to make it past the second round.

When you miss the sleep room by 5 years

oh look at the pampered little snowflakes flying around the country to play a damn game. in my day, if a game was more than 100 miles away, the team would just ride a bus. less than 100 miles, they jogged it.

I HAVE GODLIKE POWERS

At very least, he’ll end up on the IR for “pondering” too much.

Ugh. A racist AND a homophone!

You’re all fired! Everybody’s fuckin’ fired!

True Kobe Buffalomeat is only available in Japan. It would be more accurate to refer to him as “Kobe style” Buffalomeat.

“I haven’t paid much attention. I’m just a positive person.”

Clint Eastwood would call that a hate crime.

She’s like the anti-Spanos.

Kid’s gonna be a beast once he adds a third Bol to his game.

Dude. He was saying that as a fan of another team. Ventura was the kind of player you love when he’s on your team and hate to face *because he’s so good*. It was a compliment and he recognized this as the tragedy it is.

Just wow. You clearly missed the point of his comment. Ventura was a villian. Deal with it.