South Florida, Wisconsin, Southern California. (From Pittsburgh and spent some time in LA, but thought of USC as Southern Cal even before moving out there.)

Maybe shoulda used that on Durant, huh?

This is where 1/4 the college education of Stephen Miller leaves you.

Next year’s NFL rookie orientation:

So, now when Emmitt Smith refers to a ref making a “honduras call,” we’ll have to guess whether it’s a malaprop or a Deadspin deep cut.

Gronk: Cockroach? Haha, “roach.” Nice.

I don’t know, charging at a moment when charging would not typically be expected would also favor the “guerilla” interpretation.

It’s funny how you can tell me how I almost get hit and how my body is supposed to react. I didn’t know that Deadspin was that smart when it came to body movements. I’m not sure if they took kinesiology for their positions to tell you how your body is going to react when you get almost hit in a certain position. Or…

“Is not so surprising.”

“Good hustle, boys!”

That last story right above the “Who Lasts Longer: Donald Trump or Tom Brady?” link brought to mind an image that will takes years of therapy to rid myself of.

That last story right above the “Who Lasts Longer: Donald Trump or Tom Brady?” link brought to mind an image that will takes years of therapy to rid myself of.

“You good Denny boy?”

Travis Kelce demanded the ref that made the call be tarred and feathered.

As our next president regularly demonstrates, boasting about much class you have is a self-defeating proposition.

I look forward to the protracted negotiations between Spanos and the city about how much the city will have to kick in for Spanos to leave some maintenance guys behind to clean up the mess.

Having to spend extra time with the Kings is the worst fate anyone has ever suffered as a result of inclement weather in the Donner Pass.

What a gritty, fundamentally sound holdout.

“But there’s a difference between being upset and being wrong, and Beckham Jr. is usually right.”

Yeah, you can debate to death what’s in his heart, but the bad judgment alone would be sufficient cause for termination. Part of his job is being the public face and voice of the franchise, and he has to know the line between what may be acceptable humor in his house versus what’s acceptable humor in public,…