To prevent future miscommunications, Michigan players are commanded to follow the new policy not to babble incoherently, blubber fitfully, stare blankly, vomit profusely, sob wrackingly, teeter, totter, wobble, wander, or fall over when Coach is just asking the damn question if they've shaken the cobwebs out after…

"In regards to Rajon Rondo's visit to Altitude in Billerica on Thursday the only comment we have is that he was here with his children and his children were the only members of his party that enjoyed jumping, climbing and our battle beam pit.

Ferry: Magic, would you take a message to the rest of the blacks?

"We know what he did, we just don't see it as being that bad of a thing."

Also, it's good with the press.

There was also a version where a pie chart was used, but it didn't last long.

You know this guy recently died, right? Have some respect.

So now you've sued the only business that needs punters and slammed the only media that follows punters. You're a real fucking genius.

Yeah but they've got the #1 farm system according to Grounds Crew America.

I'll bet your a cynical dipshit too cool to admit that Williams provided a boatload of genuinely great performances because of some lesser performances that are more popular than you want them to be.

Only those who blatantly disregard the law and put themselves at risk.

I think I speak for everyone: Fuck cyclists!

[buys Introductory Logic textbook]

Paskewich claims that request triggered a series of conference calls with HR, including Health Rosenthal, senior manager of employee relations, and Donna Hricisko, director of human relations, in which Paskewich told them of her objections.

I hope someone has taken the time to explain to Hammon that Boris Diaw asks everyone to make him a sandwich.

Why'd the guy give it away? There's still plenty of meat on that ball. Now you take it home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato...Baby you got a stew going!

You missed one:

Sure it was stupid, but I can't stop fixating on the other guy who wins the academy award for the "he touched my face" flop. What a bunch of Mary's. Soccer will never be popular in America until the sissy sh** goes away. Drawing fouls by crying like a baby is what turns me off to this sport. It's either a foul or not,…

That's a good point. And something I probably should have mentioned. Though I feel like 90+% of the time, free agents sign with the team that's willing to pay them the most, regardless of location. So, I don't think player preference can account for the disparities.

For various reasons (explained in detail in the full paper) I don't put much stock in my model's ability to rate specific GMs. That being said, the range of estimated value between the best- and worst-ranked GMs was about 12 wins per season. So the possibility exists for sure.