OK, guys. A minimum of four passes before you take a shot.

And why isn't there a WHITE HISTORY MONTH?

Totally fair question. I did read it, enjoyed the hell out of it, and went back just now to reread. I think as a reporter you call Whitlock there for two reasons. 1) You are making a very serious charge about Whitlock's motivation, i.e., the ostensibly coded language he's using when he talks about "swagger" and 2) on…

You can't genuinely be that stupid, can you?

I wasn't born long ago
In fact I don't exist at all
I was made in some guy's brain
To help an MVP campaign

SNY's number looks a lot better when you consider that the alternative would be to have the Mets take up more of the screen.

Oh man, can't believe I missed that joke.

You have a choice. Free Market says you can get a job somewhere else.

Enjoy.

"I'll give you a 1st round pick for her!"

Do you believe in miniscule technicalities?!?!

"March Madness," a film by Alexander Payne.

Bynum: RAINDROPS!

You're going to look rather foolish for disagreeing with Reddit's assessment Mr. Petchesky, as they are seldom wrong. Lebron CLEARLY was the Boston Marathon bomber.

Yeah I get it. It also only throws the fake draft off by 1 or 2 slots... still, just let me PRETEND this isn't a waste of my time!

2009: "I'm so lonely."

2014: Can you say I had this first on Vine?

Making old school football coaches even more confused. His middle name is William.

Ugh, why is this getting so many recommendations?

I really was willing to give her the benefit of the doubt, but she never prefaced the tweet with "I'm not racist, but."

Paul, George, John, Wall