Five Lakers: [play man-to-man defense]

As real as the match.

It may not happen next year, it may not happen within five years, but it will happen...

Raise your hand if you think this article or one like it should obviously have been written and any self-referential "I saw this coming" bullshit is irrelevant and counterproductive. Duh, black guy gets called "nigger" by like half the civilized world, of course the black writer on perhaps the premiere online sports…

"It was certainly deliberate. They practice this stuff. Their receivers practice setting picks on defenders and going for the knees. I've seen the film."

"Mark McGwire. Pete Rose. Curt Schilling."

The head slamming was actually in response to Laettner asking Sellers if he wanted to invest his money with him.

Looks like a flop to me.

My petition to change it officially to 'IL' has not yet been heard by the Roman Republic or the Illinois Legislature.

If he had completed his training at Duke he would have fully committed to the flop instead of half-assing it.

I'm pretty sure those two are with a group from Miami. Look at the Marlins fan seated right behind them.

But you know what? Larry Bird was HUSTLING when he untied those shoelaces. He untied shoelaces the same way J.R. Smith did, even though he WASN'T AS ATHLETICALLY GIFTED.

I believe there is a typo in your title, it should be "This is an erection to top"

Thanks for doing this Dan.

Who is voting for Clemens and not Bonds?!? I would love to hear their logic behind that decision...

Q.E.D.

Think of it this way. There are two kinds of people, in America at least. There are people who understand racism at some level, sometimes a very sophisticated level. There are people who don't understand racism, perhaps because they are too highly privileged, perhaps from a sort of willful ignorance, or perhaps as a…

She's not just wrong, she's BostonWrong.

I applaud Deadspin for publishing this. The only question is how long it will be until the comments are closed.

Or blame morons who imbue hockey with idiotic tit-for-tat reprisal-based morality. Those people are gaaaaaaaaaaaarbage.