Katy Perry does. Didn't you read the article?

The bit was in no way funny. But it was funny when George Wallace said, “People mad because Ted Danson had black on his face. He’s dating Whoopi Goldberg. He’s already had black on his face.”

It goes unmentioned in this article that Spacey snaps out of his indeed creepy infatuation with Suvari when she tells him this will be her first time.  He very much has a “holy shit what am I doing??” moment.

Ah, the 20th anniversary of everyone forgetting that Saving Private Ryan isn’t as good as they remember.

This confusion could be alleviated somewhat by reading even like half the review, which discusses the movie’s premise. 

I’ve lived in every major city in Ohio (go ahead, make your joke).

You’re not required to say everything you think.

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When she bursts out with “I JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCH” it fucking kills me every time I see it.

Her advancing on the towering Randall ‘Tex’ Cobb —
“Give me that baby! I WANT that baby! GIVE ME THAT BABY, YOU WARTHOG FROM HELL!”— is a master class in acting.

Never forget that Holly Hunter is under 5 feet and 90 lbs soaking wet, yet totally commands that scene, and any other she is in.  

Holly Hunter in Raising Arizona is a one of the most underrated comedy performances of all time.  She just completely kills it in the role.

Joe vs. The Volcano is also a VERY weird Rom-Com (Brain-cloud) which I believe is also written by Shanley.

Come on. This goes back to “Mad World” from Donnie Darko. And probably much earlier but that was what really set the trend in motion.

We live in a world that has developed an enormous blind spot to satire. 

 Or the first half of practically any Indiana Jones fight. Heroically rallying after getting your ass kicked is a very underappreciated action hero talent. 

There I was, behind center for the Buffalo Bills. What madness led to this I had no time to ponder. As the supple leather of the ball slid into my hand, I took one step back, then two, then three. As I surveyed the field for potential recipients, I saw an outside linebacker charging like an angry rhino directly at my…

But like any threeway, someone’s gonna be left with holes unfilled. Only time will tell

He indeed had the touch. 

Optimus Prime is definitely someone you want on your team

ONLY BECAUSE THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE HOT ROD GOT IN THE WAY WHEN PRIME WAS ABOUT TO FINISH OFF MEGATRON!!!!!...........