Yeah, but you also say a lot of dumb shit, so are you surprised people don’t listen to you?

You mean she called Ellen DeGeneres out for tossing her invitation to a birthday party in the trash?? What a folk hero! That’s hanging your ass out in the corridors of power right there! Look out Cool Hand Luke!

My Web of Flops?

Ignatiy Vishnevetsky! I would LOVE for him to come back. Oh, he was SO savage in his reviews and in such a fun way. If I could frame that review for “Contract to Kill” and hang it up, I would.

I would like the point out Nathan Rabin’s Happy Place, the website he’s been running for about 8 years. There’s some good stuff on there. He’s just started reviewing Red Drawf:

I’m sorry, you’ll get the same four guys making shitty, obvious jokes on every thread and trolls who only comment on culture-war stuff. I don’t make the rules.

The main problem is that Raimi didn’t even want to include Venom in the movie, but Sony did.  

in hindsight the dancing is the best part of that movie.

I think we all know there was only one truly messy part of the Watchmen tv show...

If we’re talking staff, let’s get Will Harris on Random Roles again

I don’t have a song selection in mind (I mean... “Tubthumping” got done already).  But hey, if y’all are hiring, toss Nathan Rabin an assignment or two.

“They’ll Need A Crane” by They Might Be Giants

I’ma need a cover of “In A Big Country,” by Big Country. Criminally underrated song that any number of bands can make some quality hay with.

It’s less "I'm retiring after this" and more "Raul Julia's last movie was Street Fighter, I don't wanna be remembered like that."

We’ve known about the possible prequel since Fury Road itself. If we’re gonna play the game of pretending to know the demands of fandom, I’ll go ahead and state that *I* and everyone I know who saw Fury Road were looking forward to this and were disappointed that it took so long. The development time was a bummer. I…

It’s definitely one of their best, but it doesn’t stand out as a major stylistic departure to me?

That’s a lot of words to just mean “dickhead.”

John Williams’ music.

Great; the problem is I’ve forgotten 90% of what happened from the last season, but not enough to want to re-watch it.