Are we sure Mrs. Krabappel isn’t keeping his drumsticks away from him again?

He isn’t and didn’t say anything of note that wasn’t said when this was brought up over a decade ago when he did this role. Its a slow news day and AVClub wants some clickrage to mine.

Am I the only one who didn’t see any version of this show (another showrunner, minority showrunner, black writing staff, etc.) working? An America where slavery still exists? Slavery DOES still exist, it’s just been rebranded. As the article mentions, no version of this concept is not #slaveporn

Women don’t like guys to think they’re flat.

Oh look at that, no women. What a shocker.

The people who think autoplay video is a good way to force people to watch their ads will burn in everlasting hell. The ones who think disabling the pause or mute buttons while the ad plays is an even better idea need their fingernails pulled out very, very slowly while still alive.

That tarantula is cursed. Any one who keeps it is doomed.

I tried reading the BBC review and it starts like this

Not until we get a Spielberg/Hanks WWII Navy miniseries, damn it.

And the story ends with one bomber losing its landing gear, but the belly gunner’s imagination makes a cartoon wheel and the plane lands just fine!

Not me, I really like his intros.  

Short Circuit 3.

Especially in situations like these where you’re dealing with someone preparing your food and have a line of people behind you also waiting for food. You have nothing to gain by being a racist shitbag in that situation, and in general you shouldn’t piss off people who are handling your food if only out of…

That’s exactly what the deep state wants you to think. 

Nobody moreso than Pee Wee himself.

“Well, urine is sterile!” - GOP in 2020.

Howdy officer. Beat any minorities today? Fuck the cops and anyone who cooperates with them. And the lily white peckerwoods who argue for snitching. You upvvote this shit you’re rat fink scum

Enrico Pallazo! Enrico Pallazo!

This would make for a killer remake of ‘My Blue Heaven.’

He can literally be both things.