Yeah...this problem seems problematic. Vikings spent a lot of time in jolly old England.

Or a lazy chefs chef salad.

Mediocre? You’re being much too kind.

Prison is for closers!

Adventure Time

You haven’t met many Trump voters, have you?

Nailed it.

I hope it’s jizz. Lots and lots of jizzum.

I was thinking “Man, Uncle Fester has really let himself go.”

...and that ladies and gents is why evil always triumphs over good, because good is dumb.

Senorita Trumpergo!

Why is “Blacks” plural?

You left out the part where the officials forgot to restart the play clock, which lead to the delay of game penalty.