He’s just another rightwinger

It’s gonna be real disappointing if Kimmel’s plan is anything besides “totally and utterly humiliate this dipshit”.

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What would his ancestors, Lil Nas I thru IX think of this?

I have a bigger issue with the implication that British actors shouldn't play Vikings. Are we really down to looking at nationality now?

I can’t believe I stuck around to the end. And boy was it worth it.

“Is it even America anymore if he can’t sing the classics?” ~ Tucker Carlson, FoxNews later today

Maybe she meant “He’s very peaceful now that he’s died of a heart attack after tasering himself in the balls.”

In other news, it has been confirmed that one of the three other insurrectionists who died on January 6 was trampled to death while carrying a “Don’t Tread On Me” flag.

Maybe the real tasered balls were the friends we made along the way?

Eh, if you choose to spread dangerous misinformation about the deadly pandemic sweeping across the world and about vaccines in general, sorry, you deserve to be canceled. Like, I can’t think of a more justifiable reason for canceling somebody. Also, people need to fuck off with the “just asking questions” bullshit.…

Bill Simmons is probably wacking off to these tweets. 

Hearsay and conjecture are kinds of evidence.

Okay but the one with the spray can is actually him, right? That’s the joke?

It’s 120 without the scarves.

They’re DOGS! And they’re playing POKER! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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