you’d think the psychic network guy would’ve seen it coming

Wolfhard is going to wear the wig and mustache though.

It’s sad that Tim Conway died in May without passing on his Dorf secrets.

It worked for Gary Sinise in Forrest Gump!

Surgically remove his legs for the movie, then reattach them in post-production. 

You know, if this keep up I might start to think that David Simon doesn’t like President Trump very much.

Did you hear that, Smithers? Garbo is coming!

And that’s ....

“When you docked, did you notice a sign on my starbase that said ‘Dead Klingon storage’?”

Except you can’t work with these Republicans, and to believe you can is a dangerous fucking delusion that you and Joe Biden seem to share.

Sometimes you have to work with terrible people to get basic things done. The fucking children who forget this do so at their peril. And ours.

“we must be civil with racists" is going to turn out the vote so much

Fuck civility.

Biden has correctly identified in a broken-clock sort of way that the modern GOP is as racist as these old sacks of shit, but he doesn’t see that as a problem if you can “get things done” with them.

Punk’d: MAGA Edition

love too have my employment be a trick played on me by a rich child who will never have to work a real job in their entire life

Well I am straight so take this with a grain of salt but I thought the entirety of Bash’s character was “oblivious rich dipshit”.

Wait until he learns the there’s a NEW Mexico!

Have you seen Lars von Trier’s Antichrist?