While mindlessly scrolling TikTok, I saw content creator give The Marvels a favorable review, with the caveat that you have to have seen the various shows/movies that introduced these characters to really enjoy it.

Dick shots do the same amount of damage as head shots. Peak gameplay.

This game has an achievement for shooting someone in the groin, so it’s immediately a Game of the Year contender for me.

I mean, the fundamental problems with the game are the fact that it feels like a reskin of OW1 and has incredibly predatory monetization, so adding a non-binary character feels like the perfect solve.

Meh. I didn’t even START playing Diablo 3 until it was on sale for $30 and included every expansion. I’ll jump back into Diablo 4 around season 10. Maybe they’ll put the fun back in by then.

BREAKING NEWS: Kinja commenter discovers that comedy is subjective.

All I really want from the Xbox version, right now, is a constant 60 fps in Performance Mode. The constant frame rate drops hurt what is otherwise a fairly competent 7/10 game.

I stopped playing Diablo 4 after spending days in Nightmare difficulty grinding dungeons with enemies 10 levels above me and only gaining one level. Once you’ve found every altar and completed every side quest, all the fun is gone. What’s left is glacial progression and unrewarding loot.

The clear solution is to refuse to engage with capitalism. But it’s a lot easier to complain on the internet than it is to stop playing Overwatch 2, apparently.

I don’t care what’s on his resumé, or how long his list of “achievement” is. Elon Musk is easily the dumbest human being to ever become a billionaire.

I could not agree with this review more. The planet exploration is a slog, and there’s far more emphasis on FPS combat than space dogfights. And when you do actually get the chance to engage in large scale space battles, the difficulty spikes to an obscene degree. I’m thinking specifically of the final mission in the…

How about just making a good movie?

The silver lining is that Payday 3 now stands as a shining example of why “always online” is a terrible idea. It’s also the first “Day One” Game Pass title you couldn’t actually PLAY on day one. Nice!

Most, if not all, of the stalkers have long combos with a giant window at the end where you can get a few attacks in. The dude on the bridge does a giant overhand attack where his blade stays on the ground for a bit. At that point, go for the backstab. That’s also a good window for a charged heavy attack when his…

Pistols + Sneaking + Ballistics is nuts. You can essentially one-shot most enemies by stacking bonuses from these skills. Bonus points if you pick up the pistol that grants you a damage bonus when the enemy is at full health.

I found the quest that leads to the Mantis quest by accident. The most annoying part was facing a level 18 enemy as a level 10, but, in typical Bethesda fashion, you can run away from combat and sleep in the bed directly outside the room he is in to refill your health.

Big Fish is my favorite Tim Burton film, in part because it came out of left field, following a string of very Burton-esque like Mars Attacks! Yes, it still had elements of fantasy and silliness, but all of it was grounded in this poignant, beautiful story about family.

I had to force myself to get through the first 10 hours of Dragon’s Dogma to get to where the Internet assured me was the “good part” of the game (it does indeed get better when you reach the capital city), but dedicating 140 HOURS of one’s life in order to get to the enjoyable part of Starfield? That’s a little too…

We’re not going to get a real-life version of Running Man, are we?

True. But Kotaku doesn’t write articles about them?