I will stand up for Onward as well. Even Lightyear is better then most people give it credit.  All are better then Cars 2 and the stupid dinosaur movie 

Wait... is this “Chappell Roan” person just that Snookie person painted green? You can’t fool me - I can see it clearly in the story photo at the top of the article!

Sabrina Carpenter might be the line over which I’m officially old. I don’t understand the appeal, or why she’s famous.

I had to stop the video as soon as I saw how uncannily she looked like she could be one of the irredeemably [REDACTED] influencers in “Dot and Bubble”, the latest episode of Doctor Who.

Nah, they were going to venture out, but that’s still their home and kingdom, so I think it’s a real dick move on Moana’s part. It’s pretty much a refusal to eventually cede power, and is basically their Jan 6th.  Shame on you, Moana.

I thought Glass Onion was so bad that it made Knives Out less enjoyable for me in retrospect. I've generally liked RJ's movies but I wish he'd get off this train.

It’s just you.

I remember reading an interview with Ron Howard where apparently Corman told him on the set of Grand Theft Auto something to the effect of, “If you do a good job, you’ll never have to work for me again.”

Gleason seems to be fading into some sort of orange mauve.

Well, I say! This is something I didn’t know. I still dispute the characterization as “craven” but I see I was at least wrong thinking he just fell into fame.

i almost respect this guy’s craven desire to just be The Most Famous. it’s so transparent and it’s mostly working.

Well, she blatantly tells them about herself, so it’s not like she’s upset about it. 

Playing someone that is technically dead is the perfect fit for Stewart.

Anecdotally, COVID killed the theater for me. We stopped going and even when people started returning to the theaters, we had been away for so long that it just seemed normal to wait and watch movies a few months later on TV. Combined with having kids who are too young for a theater and the variance in theater…

You gotta do the safe picture. Then you can do the art picture. But then sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him.

I do sympathize with Stiller’s take on this. I LOVE Zoolander and will absolutely watch it any time its on. I would probably watch it if I was on a plane and someone three rows ahead of me in the aisle was watching it. So it surprised me greatly because despite being excited when the sequel was announced, when it…

Not sure if it counts because the follow-ups weren’t movies but Wet Hot American Summer had a prequel and sequel in TV form on Netflix that came out 10+ years after the movie (both were one-season each). And they were both pretty great.

Listen, I hate modern day Jerry as much as the next huge Seinfeld fan, but he’s kind of right. I no longer have a clue what’s in theaters. I barely watch new movies. The only people I know who do also watch a lot of CBS.

Aw. Now he’ll never find the real killers.