Only 9 states have communal property laws: Arizona, California, Idaho, Louisiana, Nevada, New Mexico, Texas, Washington and Wisconsin. She apparently lives in Texas.

I must be the only person who skipped every cutscene in Bayonetta 2. The voice acting was cheesier than in Vanquish, and the story was nonsensical. 

I was playing a game last night, as Mercy, where a Moira kept yelling at me over comms to boost her so she could use her damage orb. Which is fine, I guess. I’m terrible at the game, but I’m pretty sure Mercy’s strength lies in pocketing the DPS and flying around to teammates in need — not buffing the other support.

I’d play Insurgency: Sandstorm, but nine times out of 10 I connect to a match already in progress where I have to wait several minutes before I can even spawn in to play the game. That, combined with the low TTK, makes it a “wait to spawn” simulator more than anything else.

Right? The original isn’t exactly famous because it showcased Jane Fonda’s acting chops. Her other “talents” were the focus.

This game was kind of disappointing. I wanted Arkane’s take on an FPS, not Dishonored with guns. It’s even the exact same engine and interface as the games from that series. And the gunplay in Dishonored wasn’t exactly stellar. I also started to loathe the narrative bits between each run. We get it, the two main…

Kiriko still has a lock icon over her portrait, even though I CAN use her. The rest of the characters unlocked once I merged my Switch account, on which I played at least 100 hours.

I’ve been able to play maybe ONE night since launch. I’m a single dad, with two kids who are in bed by 8pm. On at least three separate nights, I’ve logged on to see emergency server maintenance happening. It wouldn’t be a big deal if games like OW2 and Halo Infinite didn’t rely on FOMO cosmetics in hidden in a Battle…

I’ve last track of the number of games where 3 of my teammates leave the objective to thirst the enemy while me and the DPS are the only ones actually trying to win.

This project was doomed to fail because Hollywood has spent decades making virtual reality look really, really cool. In reality, the technology is still lame as hell. It’s like seeing the movie Hackers and then trying to do any sort of digital espionage in real life. 

I bought Skyrim for the Switch when it was the only console I owned and regretted it almost immediately. The load times suck, they fixed none of the bugs that have been present in the game since I played it on PC and you can’t install mods. There’s absolutely no reason to pay for or own the game on outdated Nintendo…

I’d argue that how you feel about the main/side quests depends on whether you prefer to play your games or watch them. I actually avoid advancing the main story as much as possible because it’s so cutscene heavy and focuses on characters I don’t really care about. The side quests feature amazing character development,…

I played Far Cry 5 and 6 back-to-back. Far Cry 5 was tonally consistent throughout, but was a little grimdark at times, for my tastes. I also didn’t like the fact that you had to play the DLC in order to get any closure with the story. The setting is great, and I thought the missions were fairly varied.

Mint is great. And the company actively tries to save you money. I was on the most expensive plan because I wasn’t sure how much data I’d use. After the first of three months, I got an email saying, “Hey, you probably only need our 10GB plan.” So I downgraded and haven’t gone close to exceeding 10GB. I had no problems…

I maxed out the Body perks that enable health regeneration both in and out of combat. Then I took every Assault perk except the ones for sniper and melee damage. There’s a smart assault rifle you get as part of a series of side quests that absolute shreds with headshots.

I honestly don’t care. I think he’s just hurt that a project he was clearly passionate about underperformed. People tend to say dumb things when they’re upset.

Why would I be referring to the “ticket desk” and not the theater itself? I haven’t purchased a ticket in person in YEARS.

It would explain why, after all the production delays she caused, they refused to get rid of her.

As a straight dude who thinks Eichner is hilarious in everything he’s ever done, I have plans to see this with my partner. I’m just not into the madness of opening weekends. 

Bushido Blade 2 is one of those games I’d rent whenever I saw it at Blockbuster. This could be a day one purchase if the reviews are good.