Exactly. #Boymom is the precursor to “Boys will be boys.”

Shocking. I always figured guys who bought Dodge Demons were totally zen and would only go to tracks after journaling their feelings and embracing their inner children, and then only to help others there self-actualize their potential. This comes as a great surprise.

Hello from August 28 2008, where the Lions just finished going 4-0 in the preseason and, well, it was silly to try to say anything meaningful about the preseason, but ... 4-0, c’mon, it wasn’t ALL against backups, this 2008 Lions roster is gonna spark a fire.

A pretty good start. Can’t wait to see what he can do against NFL-level competition.

Gabe, the resistance cannot welcome Zlatan, Zlatan can only welcome the resistance.

I must have been on the cusp of a cycle or a no-hitter during my entire baseball career as a kid because none of my teammates ever spoke to me.

The NFL is so average. It seems like every year the leagues collective win-loss is right at .500

I hope he beats this 

Fun fact: Ian Mahinmi used a similar photoshop method to get a $64 million contract from Ernie Grunfeld.

i’d like to think i’d handle my success more gracefully than this were i to go play basketball for the local middle school.

“The Real Woj Bombs are made by the great men and women at Northrop Grumman” 

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

At what point do we accept that this guy is who he is, which is Ted Cruz?

Executive producer: Werner Herzog.

On the replay, the look of joy and relief on her face as she’s falling backwards and sees her shot go in is everything perfect about sports.

The floodgates opened up after that.

The Lakers will be the greatest accumulation of forwards and centers the league has ever seen.

It would be awesome if Kawhi came out and said that one of the reasons he left Toronto was because Drake was too clingy and he just needed some space, man.

Chris Broussard is on it, everyone:

Ah yes, the country that declares the Men’s World Cup trophy (created by a Frenchman and awarded by an organization based in Switzerland) is “coming home” anytime they string a couple of victories together is schooling us on arrogance. Got it.