Mikey in Waltham is disappointed.

It was a giveaway when Irving said “Hi I am Mikey, long time listener, second year Celtic”

The NCAA: where whistblowers are silenced, but whistlers cannot be 

having perhaps grown tired of seeing his athletic feats credited to a small baby who cannot even speak or control its bowels

The answer in the cars/bikes/pedestrians argument of “who’s the d-bag?” is: everyone. Every single one of those groups, in general, assumes they’re entitled to about 10% more of the road/path than they really are, and they all fuck up in different ways:

I just hope that playing down there doesn’t mess up the rotation on his shot. 

Player Chooses Christ, Church Over College

Can’t believe Eaton passed up a perfectly good opportunity to say, “I don’t need to pay off my mortgage, since I’m living rent free in your head.” What kind of fucking baby-beefers are these?!
Also, Barry’s mortgage talk is some prime dad content and I’m here for it.

To be honest, gaslighting morons in Florida isn’t even that hard.

The cop doesn’t flinch in the slightest upon arriving at a scene with an Easter bunny throwing down. Florida.

RUN AWAAAAAY

It appears that the Easter bunny is, in fact, real AF

At least they died doing what they loved: trying not to die.

though he couldn’t say who chose to include this one. He told Kenney that the intent behind showing the placard was to highlight “how far we have come, one as — not specific to the Cubs — as a society and the free press in terms of women and people of color who were not able to have a place in the press box.”

He made that little girl cry!  What an asshole!

The only reason I can look at that on multiple replays is because I know the dude survived it with a scare. Even with his back to the camera, you can just sense the moment he realized that he had made a horrible, horrible mistake.

Charley: Ok, say it with me Kyler - “I’m a 6'5 white QB with a lunch pail attitude and a heart of gold!”

Casserly is wrong so often that he’s about to get Lombardi’s slot at The Ringer.

Lebron said he was activating playoff mode, but he failed to mention he was activating J.R. Smith playoff mode. 

I’ve given it to your mom plenty of times and she said it’s been more than sufficient