“Stopping Aaron Hernandez is key for the St. Louis defense.”

Man, a tweet like that is absolutely going to murder his credibility.

Dude, there’s 2700+ words before you even bring the prospect of advantage up! Some of us have jobs, you know.

According to Kyrie, so does the planet Earth.

The article tried to make it sound so great but, if one was paying attention, the victim made it very obvious she wanted nothing to do with this. She sent a link to an article and said that is all she has to say. I would interrupt that as "leave me alone".

Compared to the standard Portland description of coffee, I think that’s quite brief.

He traveled. 

Am I crazy, or is needing a 2 point basket with 12 seconds left to tie a basketball game not exactly “needing a miracle”???

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

?? I hrdly know her!!

What I want to know is when will the leaders of the Yinzer community finally speak out about this and do something?!?

This is why Beverley is only a good but not great point guard. He opts for a bounce pass here when the play really requires more of a hard chest pass or an overhead football-style pass.

Is your kid not Heisman caliber? Then you’re not beating him hard enough.

Carlsen now gets to enjoy his prize of being the only human allowed to yell, “This ain’t checkers, muthafucka!” for the next 12 months. Congratulations, muthafucka!

“Still thinking of Abraham Lincoln as the guy who lost the 1858 Senate contest to Stephen Douglas? Think again.”

Other SI cover story ideas:

It’s time to rethink LeBron James. I mean, he didn’t even get to play college ball.

Seems odd that a guy like Dilfer couldn’t manage to enjoy the game.

He is Old Spice: The Person

That is, without a doubt, the smoothest “U Mad bro LOL” I have ever heard in my entire life.