Harley Davidson made a crappy, over-priced, cheesy product and then aggressively turned it into a lifestyle brand for baby boomers.

Gee, what could go wrong with that business model?

Salah got Jammed!

Congrats to Jon Glaser on his fantastic statue

There is nothing in any way bad about somebody valuing you as a friend. If you feel bad about being in the “friend zone,” do your unsuspecting friend the kindness of letting them know you’re a creepy asshole who has no use for their friendship except as it affords you proximity for continuing to try to fuck them, and…

He simultaneously looks like Bobby Hill and Cotton Hill.

Even

“If he’s so white, why wasn’t he lined up as quarterback?” -Officer on the scene.

He’s the mascot we need, not the one we deserve.

I don’t really follow tennis, but I enjoy these clips because I like to pretend the players are tiny little athletes playing on a normal-sized ping pong table.

Falcons fan here. We’d love to be 2-2 right now.

I’d have hucked the pigskin long. For glory.

nah, he was just checking to make sure he hadn’t left his own body

DID THE PLAYER MAKE A BASKETBALL MOVE

“You know he’s a good football man because he has an extremely strong handshake.”

Some owners are carrot guys, but Dan Snyder is a stick guy. 

That’s quite the switch for AP.

What they don’t show you is the two-way mirror between Stephen and the players. He thinks he’s doing his pre-show self pep talk.

Remember when Musk was going to help Flint get clean water? And then couldn't turn it into self promotion and never talked about it again?

Well, Dodger stadium is 56,000 seats, times 81 home games a year, times two trips. That’s $9,072,000 a season. Which would mean it’d only need to be the sole purpose of transportation for every single fan for every single game (assuming sell out crowds), while costing $0 a year to operate or maintain for 100 years to…

UPDATE: The NFL has fined Ramsey for targeting defenseless players.