I read this exact same advice in Goop, except it was paprika instead of salt, oat milk instead of beer, pouring it on your clit instead of drinking it, and instead of changing your life in the abstract it eliminated the discomfort of menopause.

Basically a chain restaurant with the trappings of classiness but without an actual dress code. So like...Bonefish Grill, which was the “nice” restaurant in my sanitized suburban town in high school.

Given my experience in these situations, this went one of to ways:

Would he “plainly” have caught it?

Make sense. It’s debatable whether a Capela has been instrumental to the Rockets’ success.

There’s no hope for someone as good as Bell - instead, tragically, he’ll have to content himself with the $26.2M he’s making over last season and this season combined, plus however many tens of millions he gets next offseason.

Seriously though, I’m sure he feels this is unfair, but your average RB isn’t going to make…

Based on my understanding of Eastern European emergency response, all the guys that left are going to be really upset they missed the end of the game just so they could lose Jason Bourne in a crowd again.

This didn’t stay in Vegas...

and being there for an hour! it’s a brilliant criminal setup...really lull them into feeling safe and just at that moment grab the money you just gave them!

After the fight he was asked what the hell happened, and because he has a 256-54-10 record, he mumbled incoherently asking what decade it was. 

Arena events featuring aging, balding fat guys beating each other up is what will revitalize the heartland and bring places like Kokomo, Indiana into the 21st century economy. 

Not surprised that the West’s definition of “Fair Play” leads to the African team being eliminated.

As a prolific watcher of anime, you don’t deploy your ultimate weapon until it has the greatest dramatic effect. See: Giga Drill Break in Gurren Lagann, Bankai in Bleach, etc.

Since when is “it was a hoax” a euphemism for “we’re a bunch of assholes”?

the interview part went south for a variety of reasons which I will detail at a later date

The best part would be all those people shitting on KD who would immediately buy Celtics jerseys.

Congratulations to the new leader, QWOP.

The goose is fine, they took her to the same farm my parents sent my dog when I was nine. One day I’m gonna go visit that place.

You normally get a prize for that kinda time? Because Bofa Deez Nuts finished in just over 20 seconds last week and didn’t get anything but shame and an Uber.

How many times do we have to liberate the French? HOW MANY TIMES?