In case anybody is wondering, the final score was 3-1 Arsenal.

“Really, when you look at it, ALL games are meaningless.” -The coolest

I think if he were at least mediocre, he’d be a starter in the NFL somewhere. If only there were a meme which would fit...

Osweiler certainly has what it takes to be a QB on an NFL roster. He’s so tall that even if he knelt for the National Anthem, most fans would think he was still standing up.

Plus if there’s definitely more dunkers who can homer than homers who can dunk out there, right? So if most people who can dunk can ALSO hit a home run, you’ve won the argument right there.

Absolutely it’s homers. My wife’s cousin played for the Brewers during the 80s, and despite being fat and mostly out of shape now, he’s banned from family softball games because he can still pound the ball 400 feet. I doubt too many fat out of shape ex-NBA players in their late 50s can still dunk.

Also, fat people can’t dunk. Most of our former high school basketball teams are fat now, like everyone else. Fat people can hit, however:

More people could hit a homer no question. Most of your former high school baseball team could and plenty of other athletes could luck into one. Hardly anyone in my high school could dunk and even less can dunk now. Extrapolate that out and it is a home run for the home runs.

The only correct answer to the movie prop question is the actual Maltese Falcon.

The auctioneer looks like he should be starring in a shitty CBS sitcom where he’s married to an impossibly hot wife.

I mean, I could almost buy this if one of his wish-list destinations were not Minnesota.

Who is this GLORYBAGGER who can’t even acknowledge THE LORD for his cornhole greatness?

Not all too familiar with NYC, so I’ll take your word for it. But yeah, situations like this in Chicago typically end with an overly concerned WGN anchor urging the citizenry to contact police if they have any information regarding the identity and whereabouts of the victor.

One thing you see in New York all the time is people getting in fights and arguments that would be fatal for somebody almost anywhere else in the country, but they just end and the combatants seem to just get over it as fast as it started. I mean, you’ll see people call each other awful names, threaten to kill each…

Note to self: run NBA-related scams on Hong Kongers.

Big deal. There wasn’t even a wrecked Volkswagen in his way.

Now we know the real reason Rex Ryan kept failing as a head coach: goddamn snacks.

NBC wants me to turn off adblocker to see two guys get their balls near each other? What is this 1990's cable?

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”