Roberson can’t hit the And-1 nor can he carry the one.

My man loves the movie ‘The Usual Suspects,’ but hates that you never learn who Keyser Söze is.

Christ, how are the biggest pricks the most wrong ALL OF THE TIME?

Maybe.

I do it all the time, you go to the store, grab an item, you consider if you want to pay for it, then you leave with the item.

I’m going to highlight truth here and call this a walk off error, as Revere advanced to third on the strikeout and home on the error.

Considerations is like a courtesy reach around.

What really grinds my gears is that “vajazzling” isn’t even anatomically correct. Pubic-region-jazzling just doesn’t have the same ring, though. Vulvazzling would be more painful if true to its name but it’s also a very good word. Pros and cons.

Nothing says, “While you’re here, feel free to rub one out,” like the SI Swimsuit issue.

SI Swimsuit Issue, For the classy dad or when you want to leave your house-guests some casual jerkoff material in your bathroom.

Jeter is struggling to field routine ground rules for purchasing a team.

Hey, how about helping another guy get ungreyed? I was thinking about my dead dad....

Oh man we are definitely Remembering Some Guys with this one. JT Snow is definitley a Guy I Remember!

That’s some impressive dad reflexes and strength by J.T. Snow.

Aaron Judge is what Yankees fans thought Derek Jeter was, except better.

Having learned the difference between “waterproof” and “water-resistant”, I’m not sure I would have much faith in a “bullet-resistant vest”.

YEAH BUT THINK OF THE EDUCATION THEY’RE RECEIVING

Later that night the groom-to-be was traded for two grooms to be named later.

I don’t have anything to say about the sports side of this, but wonder who thought it was a good look to have a full beard and full head of hair, but to taper the sideburns super short and slim before they meet the hairline

Maddux: Max, I think we should put JJ on here.