shadewizard
Shade Wizard
shadewizard

It’s funny that one of these guys hid his shove behind a play-act of basketball and then ran to the ref to complain about a whistle, while the other one came straight at him and did not pretend to be doing anything other than shoving a motherfucker, and you think the one who did not bother to hide behind the rules

Professional Hockey Playoff series over

Without getting too hyperbolic, I can honestly say without exaggeration that this was one of the NHL playoff series ever played.

Benedict Beckeld, the Brooklyn writer in his late 30s

Why doesn’t the NBA mind the player-for-a-day thing when it comes to Derrick Rose?

Hosting the Cup in the US is an easy win on the schedule for a FIFA organization that has been on a losing streak. It will make the organization the most money of any bid, the amount of corruption involved will be relatively low, and it will give the sport a promotional boost in the most fertile ground for growth.

Adult REM cycles are ~90 minutes, which matches up with the time between snaps in the average NFL game.

Nice, now Philly can say they have 2 7-footers with health issues.

Attitude is everything. I remember I once saw my Quarterbacks head drop, just for a second, during a game. That second was enough, it was like a virus that infected the entire team. I just dropped my controller and walked away from the xbox.

My favorite part is when he hand waves away Tebow (who excelled at every one of his made up categories) because he wasn’t much of a passer. Guess what isn’t one of the things that Lombardi thinks is essential for a QB? Being good at passing!

draft a chain-smoking career loser who spends his free time housing donuts by the dozen and hitting on his teammates’ wives

Damn Lombardi that was a lot of words when you could have just said “Hey I, a racist,think black men are shiftless”

This is completely unfair. Deron, Jefferson, Korver, and Frye are an incredible unit together and I have the NBA 2K9 disc to prove it.

Drunk driving and sexual assault. Can the Steelers sponsor his visa?

“And what is your purpose in visiting the United States?”

I don’t know if this post is referring to the potential rush of comments arguing that first volley wasn’t a bicycle kick, but, if so... allow me to be the first.

If he would’ve had SEC SPEED he might have evaded those cops.

You could assemble a Voltron team of inexcusable blown leads from the past year. The Golden State Watlanta Falconsaint-Germain.

You are overlooking the genius of this plan.