At some point, you have to [air horn] distractions to [booming PA announcer hype man voice] and [Jock Jams cut] and [instructions to make some noise] kick in the nuts.

This guy definitely walks away from explosions without looking back.

Sadly the island in question is Revis Island which these days has many many visitors.

I’ve been to Iceland AND Wyoming.

some weirdo airline started offering cheap airfare from here (pittsburgh) to iceland last year and now my insta feed is full of white people in hot springs and taking pictures in front of the house where sigur rós was born

Yeah but Dick Cheney has never lived in Iceland, so that’s HUGE factor in choosing it over Wyoming.

The family has set up a website... that encourages other fans to share similar memories.

What an asshole.

NJ.com also noted that there is “no mention of whether the teams in the St. John’s team’s division - the JV black league - can or cannot be co-ed, though other divisions are mentioned as strictly boys or girls teams.”

You’d think somebody would at least write a fake name or something, like ‘Hulk Steelchest’ or ‘Largecock McBigballs’. If nothing else, just to end the monotony.

Not squinty enough. He needs to aim for Melania Trump in hopes of achieving Kiffin. This guy is barely pulling Gilbert Gottfried squint numbers.

It wins the Super Bowl or it gets the hose again

I can.

Even in this current mess of a political environment we now live in, I find an unhealthy amount of happiness knowing that Bill Simmons is out there somewhere trying to convince himself that anyone would know who he was if not for ESPN.

OMG you missed the cutest woke man there.

In case you’re having trouble making out all the audio, here’s a transcript of how that all went down:

Surely they could see the declining metrics in all aspects of his game: his bat flips were spending 31% less time in the air and on average an opposing player could floor him with 40% fewer punches as compared to just three years ago.

He got his bell rung.