I was trying to remember all the stuff you mentioned. But my only memories from the game are pitchers ambling in from the bullpen, catchers walking to the mound and commercials.

Nailed it. I was on a work trip once, and the dumb asses I traveled with oozed jealousy at my bag checking. They were hauling around these behemoths and worrying about overhead space, while I was free and easy. You can even feel free to throw off just a little bit of smugness about your superior decision making. If…

It is pretty hilarious, though, to think the Celtics could become the Kyrie Show and also be terrible

The minimalist graphics still put them ahead of Fox, which can be unbearable to watch at times. It seemed like Fox was using a crazy amount of unnecessary split screens yesterday.

It is a sad story and I hope the $23 million that he has been paid so far to play a game helps him through the dark times.

*cough* turnovers *hacking up lung*

Perfection

Manuel Neuer is always getting away with bullshit fouls that earn other people reds and yellows. Piss on him.

no joke. i am playing tennis tonight, and i am vowing here in the deadspin comments section to put this into practice immediately.

Try watching the WatchESPN when they have a big game. Will often be a separate channel just with the suspended camera. No announcers, constantly on one camera. But the angle is cool. I lasted one quarter. Only because that behind-the-line view is interesting.

They deserve to qualify cause they are the third best team in a region that gets 3.5 teams.

THE “WAY” I USUALLY “GET” MY POINT ACROSS IS THROUGH “RANDOM” QUOTATION “MARKS”

STICK WITH THE GAMES WHERE WE HAND AN OBLONG BALL BETWEEN THE LEGS OF A BIG FAT GUY TO SOMEONE THAT WILL THEN HAND IT TO SOMEONE OR THROW IT. GAMES THAT HAVE 10 MINUTES OF ACTION OVER THE COURSE OF THREE HOURS. GAMES THAT MAKE FUCKING SENSE!! AMERICA!!!!!

it’s funny cause i heard bob say he does not give a shit about any of you

This video should go with every sports column that refers to players as “assets.” So like every column.

Which of the athletes listed in the first answer would like to gift Drew a Pulitzer or even a Webby? The answer is none cause none of them give a fuck about you or me.

My counter take to the typical US Soccer Writer “US Soccer Garbage, Grrrr.....” Take:

Uh...no son...it’s kinda late and Dad’s had a long day. No...yeah...that’s not funny...no really cut it out...ugh....christ go to your room.

It’s that inner city culture. They love the fact that he makes everyone mad, and he sticks it to people they don’t like. They don’t seem to have any rationality when he turns the scam on them. They just say it’s part of who he is and what makes him great. They can’t blame him for their personal troubles, like losing…

Also, don’t sleep on the fine work by the camera operator