Making an exception to the rule that adults should not take gloves to the game. You may do so if you make that kind of sweet catch and throw.

Hahaha! Can you imagine a major league baseball slapfest ending with everyone on both sides laughing and hugging?

I’ll bet the corner infielders get distracted in that situation all the time, but the catcher pickoff attempt is so rare no one notices.

Right! What if he just goes with instincts and kicks Mayweather in the head? That would be amazing.

Do boxers wonder what it would feel like to get in the ring and be able to beat up on “just a guy?” Mayweather’s gotta be talking to the other boxers and just laughing. “Can you believe I’m going to be getting paid crazy dollars to basically demonstrate what it would look like for one of us to just beat the shit out…

Considering that all these mainly black players are frequently called “assets,” that does not seem to be the hang up.

I have never understood what the heck the word “considerations” means in this context. And what does trading for cash mean? Isn’t it more accurate to say the Rockets purchased the contracts of these players? Somebody help me. I’m wondering if this is some kind of collective bargaining agreement legal language that…

Sort of related. But worse than late lunches are fucking lunch meetings. No thank you, I don’t want to discuss this over lunch. Let’s discuss work in the office and let me get the hell away from you to eat my food in peace.

All the GMs are probably scared to death of the day they go from “having the right things in place to contend in the near future” to “fully expected to contend.” So Danny Ainge gets to keep his picks and stay fully entrenched in the place where GMs like to be.

Hitting a really big donger that is entertaining for everyone is showing pretty damn good respect for the game.

Whatever venue leads, it still has to be a small number of fucks, though. If you are not counting parking lots.

Does anyone eat a Heath Bar other than mixed into ice cream?

Shufflepuck on a good table beats darts

It was clearly on purpose. Unless his strategy was to give the other team a goal kick but he messed up............Hmmmm.....we ARE talking about Michael Bradley. So 50/50

In the south and west, possession of that kind of arsenal goes in your campaign brochure for Congress.

Let’s give him a whole season at least. But I get your point, and it is good.

As a non-Yankee fan, am I allowed to like this Yankee? Seems wrong. But also right. Settle this, Deadspin commenters.

It seems impossible because the Cavs have played both hard and well. Yet still have not come close.

A free ring DEFINITELY makes the draft party proposal acceptable.

Hockey playoff crowds in general are the best. But it seems like college sports towns produce particularly intense hockey crowds. It’s like one massive student section.