I watched one of the Everton games on NBC SN earlier this season and was actually blown away by how Lukaku was in the middle of EVERYTHING at the end of the game. That was coming at it with no knowledge of this supposed history.

Is that Buffalo Bill’s basement?

“It’s a proprietary strategy. I can’t go into it in great detail.” - Bernie Madoff in Barron’s, May 7, 2001

I remain confident in my decision to commit only to Artic Terns.

BUY NOW AND WE WILL INCLUDE TWO DAMAGED HOT WHEELS CARS! NO EXTRA CHARGE!

Scientist Xi Jiajang turns slowly away from his wall full of old pee and blood. He allows himself a nod and a small, knowing smile for a job well done.

Please see if he is in the same place with Gerry McNamara, who was last spotted pretending to be Trevor Cooney so he could play college hoops for 15 years

Why not just spank him in front of everyone then? He’d totally learn his lesson if he got spanked with a belt.

hella wha? look how much fun those guys are having! they are in jeans at the beach. no one is smiling cause they are being boss. those guys make dude hang out time look super fun.

they look like a bunch of guys who thought it was going to be chilly then had to improvise when the sun broke through. they also do not look like they are having fun.

Just jab stepping in an empty gym son. That is how you treat EVERY posession.

Now that Boogie clearly holds the Getting Un-Ejected Championship Belt, can Bill Barnwell give us a detailed 50 year history of that title?

Which character on 90210 is DeMarcus Cousins, Bill?

Hopefully, a bunch of players in high profile bowls will refuse to play unless they are paid.

“As a reward for you incredible work, we are going to make sure Coach Petrino, a class act, makes more money. Isn’t that a great recognition for you?” — college football

It’s cool for Riverboat Ron. Sports history tells us that when there is a battle of wills between the head coach and the highly-paid league MVP, it’s usually the MVP who ends up leaving the team. Surely the Panthers will cut this malcontent in the offseason and let the rule-following Derek Anderson lead them to glory…

The point is that winning football games is not a part of moving past the institutionaluzed child rapes. Nor is winning football games part of making Katrina victims whole again. And losing the World Series on a dink single did not make 9/11 worse for New Yorkers. And a Patriots Super Bowl does not bring back marathon…

When it comes to racial politics, I firmly trust the guy whose name combines two grunting noises a redneck makes when you ask him about his female boss.

Good craft coffee is really, really awesome. The problem is a lot of places just label something a pour over and charge you five bucks for a drink that is inferior to their standard drip. (The problem is also when snobby assholes turn their nose up at a perfectly fine drip coffee).

His teammate in the foreground kept looking to the sideline, seemingly trying to confirm if what he saw was real.