So brilliantly devious by Fisher. “Well, of course I went 7-9. I was managing a rookie QB who wasn’t ready to play until past the season’s halfway point. I think we got good results to build for the future.”

shit hell....maybe mom was right about this guy

I am going to be an optimist. There is only one Boston. I don’t think that weird combination of self loathing and self importance can be replicated.

Assuming all the sports leagues continue to have 30+ teams, simple math says these long, painful waits are going to be pretty much the norm for a whole bunch of fan bases. So feel better about being totally normal, Cleveland fans. Before you know it, there will probably be a couple dozen professional franchises with…

Vinnie Jones was a notorious hooligan as a professional soccer player in England.

I feel like if I saw someone outside with a tail, I would just assume he or she lost a bet.

For most coaches, I would assume that story is BS. But with Popovich, it’s believable. When you have all those rings, you can do that stuff.

Could be that people just don’t want to watch the NFL three god damn days a week.

curt schilling is TOTALLY available.

when he put “sorry” in his tweet, i do not think he meant it

Ugh. I just looked at their lineup. I hate these companies that sell you new versions when they should still be in beta. Probably going to need a bunch of mid-season patches that still leave the team pretty glitchy.

Yeah, but he made it maximum Torres by hitting frame instead of just mishitting it wide

The “drive” that the Carolina Panthers ran at the end of the first half yesterday might have been even worse.

Smart play, but risky too. If he had whiffed on the reach, that’s still a live ball that the Lions can get, right?

It’s cool. But it’s also still clearly a group of white guys who probably masturbated as soon as they finished putting that gun together.

I think I have watched that bat flip 100 times now. I marvel at the technical perfection. If only the camera had tracked the bat so we could know, scientifically, the number of rotations that a technically perfect bat flip produces.

I’ll bet he loves the Citizens vs. Civilians scene from Starship Troopers.

billy wrote an article today, and we are proud of him. but it looks kinda butt.

i'll bet the women who got raped thought that was some funny stuff. burn.

These coaches should always be quizzed on whether they would agree to submit to the same restrictions and treatment. Can the team owner send someone to his house whenever the mood strikes in order to make sure the coach is drawing up new plays and not hurting his brain too much on crossword puzzles?