So she blew the old racist long enough to milk him for some cash and then cashed in her chips by recording him and selling it to TMZ.

"You know pigs aint got sense enough to disregard they own feces, right?"

Remember a few years back when hipster doofuses would run around and do this shit "spontaneously" in public places?

Did your dad sneak up behind you and drill you in the back of the head with a fastball?

Holy fuck, kids crying out in pain usually has no effect on me but that was brutal.

There's no crying in baseball!

Kids get like that right after you let them out of their kennel.

I kind of like the GPS running computers that show the route you ran or rode. Thats kinda cool.

When keeping it real goes wrong.

I like how it appears to lift him slightly off the ground.

"And the night got deathly quiet,

Wow.

Now you know, fatty.

The Portuguese space program fared no better.

Lady, youre gross. No thanks.

I wonder how much she would charge to come to Steak & Ale and dance at my table while I eat?

In 8rd Grade I broke into the equipment room and peed on a sack of volleyballs.

If you fuckin' need a meth-like substance to exercise then you need to get more sleep.

No hate, just recognizing a bunch of dudes who look nothing like women dressed like women.

The camera is not a friend to these ladies.