I was assuming he was a creep who just lucked out on his seating and prayed to get on kiss cam, but I like the idea of some bro thinking the game was a date and was just "friendzoned" on the jumbotron.

Unlike her mayor, she didn't want the pipe.

I think the plural is doofi.

Fish and CHiPs

yeah but that's just because you're not allowed near kids

Why throw that last bit in there? Do you have any evidence that a) the bandit runners even took a medal, or b) that they are selling them? Or are you just trying to keep the pretend controversy that you made up in the first place going?

Great. Now a bunch of crazy conspiracy theorist are going to say foul balls cause autism.

Stop hitting yourself;

LOL, I like the fact that the guy backing up is the one that gets hit, the guy on the fence doesnt even move.

This just in: Concrete doesn't fly.

This is a refreshing change from baseball fans who catch home run balls and drop the baby.

Tl;Dr version.

Fuck, I just figured out who 'science' is. Pictured here:

Thank you

I bet you would.

Juice boxes!

And supposedly hundred of years in other places, but they've spruced it up.