Low enough for a contusion?

I just got a nostalgia boner for this. All we need is Unreal Tournament or just Unreal in general and we have literally cycled in gaming timelines.

Oh I agree. Even better is when you’re quiet Morale Officer, who only asked for everyone to sing old product jingles (Like the scene from Demolition Man in the cop car), in real life is Chinese, takes a back pack nuke into a sector power plant, detonates, and the first phrase uttered aside from, ‘That was my 5th clone…

Sounds about right. Rather than get uppity, or take the loss and pay out to the devs, they found a simple middle ground solution. Here’s a small proceed to actually buying the game but not the whole game. You got us. Simple and easy solution that won’t really please anyone.

A reason bard players are hated: First character i rolled up, Suntar, the charismatic, bard-barian (was unwise, book smart, but no actual Barbarian levels. He justed acted really Oaf-ish to sell his act of ‘Nomadic Tales’) suntar develops camradarie and a Hoarder’s collection of magical instruments and trinkets…

I have no love for either of these guys but jesus christ how many ‘accident’ dick punches can you really have? Hes had at least 4 in the playoffs alone if i remember right? The guy is basically tooling the rules to ‘get his’ and could quite possibly start a baseball-esque bench clearing if he doesn’t knock that shit…

Paranoia was the name. All hail, friend computer, submit to random equipment checks (in combat no less), demonstrate perfect hygiene, absolute loyalty, and kill all commie mutant traitors (you are one too!)

Example i have. Unseen servant cant apply more than i think 5 lb of force, but can interact with things as needed. I had it coil and tie a trip line at above Gnome height (I was a short bastard) and proceeded to lead a chase where several bandits got clotheslined where my ranger and sorcerer just lit them up while…

There is a reason in my gamin circles why D&D 3.5 has a moratorium ban on anything in it. Level 8 Crusader, full plate armor, standard non-masterwork Greatsword. Crusader get special abilities which allow you to basically add stupidly obscene effects to standard attacks, basically reducing the ability to use…

Sadly I agree. Between Zika and the horrible effects it causes, sewage, trash, DEAD FUCKING BODIES, and now the Superman of Bacteria, on top of the socio-economic and human rights implications, and the government upheaval, I wouldn’t be surprised if a Revolution takes place beforehand or quite possibly during the…

10-1 odds they jail a player or 3 on the way just to leverage some shit. This is fucking deplorable and if FIFA wants to save any image and credibility needs to fucking reevaluate this shit.

The next generation of heat seeking missiles in the U.S Armory, Draymond class.

Dick punching, how is this a tactic that DOESN’T win?

At least she can now say to all her ardent suitors sexting her that no, she didn’t get their largest donger pic because she just blocked the largest donger of her life.

Or if this were Japan, he’d be cursed into turning to a woman everytime Super Victor and his ten inch Dick of Death was around.

This is a game I hope to see played on a few of my favorite youtube channels. One did Ticket’s, Please, and the game made me think of it before i read the inspirations taken part of the article.

Console exclusive packs include: Halo, The Last of Us, Mario, Zelda, Fable (they can whore it out still), and just because why not, let’s add a few other franchises such as MLP, Hello Kitty, Space Channel 5 (MJ DLC extra), Chu Chu Rocket, Shenmue, and every iteration of the Breath of Fire characters.

Vanilla WoW was great, hell even the first expansion did a lot for the game. PvP was just a fun romp or assholes being assholes. Now its massive twink armadas and hand off for that push to being ranked top player by being on 24/7. WoW used to be able to be put down, step back for a bit, come back online after taking…

I’d prefer Dark Knights personally. Who wouldn’t pay to see a hockey team full of guys dressed as Batman. To cap it off, their Zamboni would be a Batmobile.

For me, i think it has to bring the painful ball being sent at Oh Shit speeds that sets it off. Playing little league at nine, in practice my pitcher hit my neck and fucking scared me so bad i couldnt stay in the box the rest of the season. At their levels, that shit is fatal. Drilling the other guy on purpose and not…